Sitting on A2K for the rest of the day having casual fun with the loonies in and out of Mathos's room. I feel right at home there.
Coming on a fishing trip with Dutchy or taking 'etc' to church and the haystack afterwards?
Fishing trip with Dutchy :wink:
(Even though I don't fish)
Walking three boisterious large dogs or drinking hot chocolate by a huge fire at a ski resort with one of the seven dwarves?
Walking three boisterious large dogs. (the dwarf put me off

)
A brisk walk along the beach or drinking rum & coke at home in front of a warm open fire?
Beach walk.
Eating a big ugly cheeseburger covered in tomato sauce and dripping fat all down your arms as you lift it up to take a bite or having a night out in a Soho pub with Mathos and a couple of his mates.
Eating a big ugly cheeseburger covered in tomato sauce and dripping fat all down your arms as you lift it up to take a bite.
After two days without food or after already having had a six course meal.
Straight after a six course meal, before the wine even reaches room temperature.
Pissing in the deep end of the crowded swimming pool and carrying on admiring the bikini clad beauties all around you or swimming to the side, climbing out, walking through the changing rooms, getting to the loo and relieving yourself after unfastening your bathing shorts, washing your hands and going back to the pool by the same route you left it.
admiring the bikini clad beauties
entertaining spendi or l&s in your cave?
As a regular poster can't answer that it is disqualified.
swimming to the side, climbing out, walking through the changing rooms, getting to the loo and relieving yourself after unfastening your bathing shorts, washing your hands and going back to the pool by the same route you left it.
Being neurotic enough to self censor the bit in between the "shorts" and the "washing" (neurotic as that is) or having winked at a beaut and made an assignation in the changing rooms.
Having winked at a beaut and made an assignation in the changing rooms, for sure. This is not even a choice.
Working yourself half to death in a clothing sweat shop or relaxing by the pool with three members of the opposite sex?
relaxing by the pool with three members of the opposite sex
relaxing with a good book or watching television?
Relaxing with a good book.
Fiction or Non Fiction?
Non Fiction.
Romance or Thriller?
Thriller
True Crime or Mystery?
True Crime
Holidays locally or Overseas?
Locally = reality but overseas = wishing
Navy or Army?
Navy
Pizza from Pizza Hut or Hamburger from McDonalds?
hmm probably Maccas
roast lamb or roast pork?
roast pork
bbq'd prawns or calamari?
prawns hands down.
Mud crab or sand crab?
Blue crabs here.
King George Whiting or Barramunde?