restaurants.
karaoke or theater?
theater
museums or art galleries?
museums
history or geography
dogs.
Common mongrels or refined genotypes.
Common, dirty, stinking flea infested mongrel with an ego problem that makes Mike Tyson resemble a pink pussy cat!
Swimming naked up the River Thames on a cold December evening at high tide with not a cat in hells chance of surviving the ordeal or being an usher in a Methodist church hall bowing and scraping like a bloody idiot to every patronising moron who came in to say Amen! for the next two hundred years without a day off.
Swimming naked up the River Thames on a cold December evening at high tide with not a cat in hells chance of surviving the ordeal. At least this way it would be over quick.
Stealing a glance at your grandmothers knickers or getting your head caught in a woodchipper?
Stealing a glance at Granny's knickers, probably done a thousand times when they were a-drying on the line.
Being runner up in the all-comers oyster-eating contest or inserting a champagne bottle in every orifice?
Oyster eating contest at Guy's Thatched Hamlet at Billsborrow and it don't get any better than Guy's!
Driving an XJS through the streets of Paris with a thousand pound cash in your hand every time you dip into your pocket or singing hymns at the Church garden party on a Sunday afternoon in the rain.
singing hymns at the Church garden party on a Sunday afternoon in the rain.
working in the rain or sitting in the pub enjoying a glass of fluid amber?
Working in the rain, then going to the pub and smacking Spendi with a piece of wet Cod!
Dancing in a whore house in Texas for a living or being responsible for the floral displays in The Vatican.
being responsible for the floral displays in The Vatican.
watching the tour de france or formula I racing?
Formula one racing
Having three hours in a fluffy eiderdown bed with etc or sitting down for a serious discussion on economics with Spendius
neither
going to church with etc or pub with linkat?
oh i'll send him to anywhere with etc
accompanying Mathos for sympathy or taking care of the cave while he's gone and doing the cleaning and stuff
accompanying Mathos (We would have a great time)
french or italian cuisine?
skydiving
walking along the beach or in the forest?
Forest.
Quiet pub or noisy club?
