vodka
white chocolate or dark
Lollipop (aniseed flavour)
Thick powerful hairy legs or thin nobbly knees legs with no hair at all?
Powerful legs etc
Short or Long Hair?
Medium at present, but I vary as conditions attract, very short as a rule in hot weather, long and thick in winter, medium length now!
Bottled gas or direct piped
Direct piped - Bottled gas for the bbq.
Fishing or hunting?
Neither
(I don't like killing/harming other animals)
Roller skating or Bungee Jumping?
Bungee jumping.
Reading a good book or watching television?
Book unless it's sport on TV
Digging a hole to bury a dead dog or drinking a yard of ale in less than fifteen seconds without spilling any and paying the penalty of drinks all round if you fail in any way for all the lads in the strip club?
definately drinking
brush your teeth before or after breakfast?
after breakfast
have a shower before or after breakfast?
after
get dressed immediately or lounge around a bit?
lounge around a bit
big or small breakfast?
small
hot or cold breakfast?
cold
cornflakes or wheatbix?
cornflakes
coffee or tea?
coffee
fruit or fruit juice with breakfast?
fruit.
knickers up or down?
