Oh my...how can one choose?!
The Godfather 1 or 2? (But absolutely NOT 3)
The Godfather 1
Bette Midler or Whoopi Goldberg?
Eh...They're both okay, but neither are really my favorites...
I suppose Bette.
Woody Allen or Tim Allen
Woody Allan
Baseball or Basketball?
Baseball.
milk shakes or malteds
milk shakes
toothpaste - or mouthwash
Well, both, I should hope...
natural or artificial nails?
drums
listen to music from speakers or head set?
speakers
cheers or frasier?
Mix 'em both with an orange juice chaser.
Sedan or convertible?
sedan at the moment
sensible shoes or silly ones?
Silly ones with naked women outlines embossed on the soles for when I walk in the sand.
Being a totally naked trapeze artist in Billy Smarts Circus for £1..95p an hour and living in a caravan with no decent facilities for the rest of your life or working as chief executioner in China's Yunnan Territories for any possessions you get from the victims of your ill gotten deeds.
none
never giving a proper option or too late to learn
I always give a choice
Being a grumpy bad tempered young lady with no hope of redemption or walking about with a big smile on your face and licking ice cream cornets forever.
both
bieng a crazy grandpa or trying to change a bit