Nude on a public beach.
Having a night out in The Gardens of Babylon in Bangkok with a few of the lads, (Mathos and Nick for starters but not Spendi or Gus) and getting well and truly walloped off the wife when I took you home some three days later or sitting on a Church Pew for a couple of hours listening to a Priest tell you about The Lord, on a Sunday afternoon.
sometimes a church pew can sound mighty appealing
Bob and Doug / or / Cheech and Chong?
neither
The final word or dinosaurs?
Upanishads,,, blaze a trail or be arrested for stupidity?
Blaze the trail sister.
Turn all the churches into gymnasiums and brothels or erect big crosses on every hill in Britain.
Turn all the churches into gymnasiums and brothels. Maybe throw in a pizza place.
Travel to Mars to find possible bacterial life or a vacation in Bali surrounded by nude women?
Mars thank you.
Good life now or later on?
Now (If I have a good life "now" forever, then that'll take care of later, won't it?)
James Bond or John McClane?
John McClane
Don't mess with or look at a flower?
how about the church for a change? :wink:
research on mathematical formula hoping to find a new one....getting your hair white in the process or reading the Bible
Neither
watch motor bikes races or car races?
Both or either,.
Attending an orgy in the Sultans Palace with the most beautiful women in the world as playthings or laying a concrete base for a garage extension in the rain?
That's the most nonsensical things I've ever heard. Who in their right mind would prefer the garage? (And let it be noted that I object to the use of the word 'playthings'

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Nevertheless....
Sultan's Palace
Being attacked by cicadas or mosquitos?
Neither
Going to Mathos exotic cave or come fishing with Dutchy on his 50 ft cruiser.
If it's nice out, cruiser.
Living somewhere where it never falls below upper 70's and gets to be 120, or living somewhere where the temp ranges from below zero to 100 degrees.
zero to 100 degrees plus where I live now
saunas or spas?
Well, I think that when you say spa, you mean like a jacuzzi, whirlpool bath? If so, then I choose spa.
rain or snow?
rain
jogging or walking for exercise/