Pretty strict.
Doing pad work in the gym with an eighteen year old light heavy weight for six three minute rounds or drinking an Irish Coffe with after eight biscuits.
Drinking Irish coffee with Stormy
Wreaking havoc on the threads or sticking to the rule?
Sticking to the rule.
God's laws or mans laws?
They are the same thing.
Being bollocked of Aidan in public or doing a striptease on the 6'0 clock News Desk for ITV?
Being bollocked etc
Iran or Iraq?
Get out of there!
Being a naturist on a sun drenched beach in the South China seas drinking a Singapore Sling, whilst being sensually massaged by an oriental beauty or attending confession at The Vatican.
I'm inured and confess that i'd go to the Vatican to see if the other One required advice
The chicken or the egg
Are we talking about women here, I prefer them hot, if I had been born in the frozen wastes it may have given me a different outlook on these matters!
Driving a Mercedes Convertible through Paris on a hot July sultry afternoon or doing the washing and laundry in a Newhampton semi detached three bedroom Accrington brick house.
Paris anytime, hot or cold
Blair or Bush?
Both for sparring sessions. Together, should they so desire.
Kneeling down in a field of poppies and thanking the lord for such a beautiful crop or obtaining legal employment as a traffic warden in the city of Baghdad.
obtaining legal employment as a traffic warden in the city of Baghdad.
(why do you leave us choiceless?)
Twisted genius or evil plottings
Just a man!
A genius is obviously somebody who thinks with his prick! I don't do that!
Finding employment in The Hilton Hotel on Wireless Road, Bangkok as assistant to the assistant of deputy head of welcome mat cleaners or working for Hugh Hefner in his Playboy of the month role and living in the heights of luxury plus $50,000. per month pocket money?
Neither
Going to church or the pub?
neither
Sitting on the couch watching TV or sitting outside listening to birds?
Sitting outside.
Travelling by bus or train?
Neither in peak hour.
Automatic or manual cars?
manual
fishing or hunting
Hunting (for Easter Eggs). Never fished a day in my life...ever.
Christmas or Easter?
christmas
full fat or half fat milk
