playing the pokies, watching baseball
roulette or slots?
slots (played them today and lost as usual
)
going out or staying home tonight/
home
work or play on computer?
play (paid all my bills
)
watching baseball or the French Open tennis today?
baseball, first my son's game then the Red Sox
watching tennis or soccer?
Tennis (French woman's final in tennis)
walking or driving to the baseball?
driving...can't walk to anywhere from here
rain or shine?
shine (had enough rain for the time being, huge floods on the the East coast)
sunny or overcast?
prefer sunny, but it's overcast today
walking the beach or swimming?
walking presently (water to cold)
shopping today or all done?
shopping at some point this weekend
grocery or clothes shopping?
Clothes (Bought jumper today)
working or relaxing this weekend?
both
casual or dress shoes on women?
casual
patient or impetuous?
Patient.
Taking your top and blouse off and giving the lads a good flash of your tits or having seven teeth removed with a rusty pair of pliers, by the local mechanic at the Skoda garage?
Having seven teeth removed with a rusty pair of pliers, by the local mechanic at the Skoda garage
Performing cunninlingus on a dead coyote or drilling a goat from behind?
The cunnilingus bit has always been my favourite Gus, tjhe dead coyote never needs holding still. Them goats can be right bastards when you're giving it full pelt, can't they.
Sucking off Spendius or lying down on the fast lane of the local highway during the rush-hour?
Sucking off Spendius
Wait! Can I change my answer?
No keep sucking, it might put a smile on the silly pillocks face!
Swallowing down or going over Swallow Falls on a sixteen inch second hand inner-tube?
Good lord! I hate doing this.
