Swords
Black or deep-purple or vine red or piercing orange or....
er.....purple.
gladiators or pirates?
pirates.
You chasing them or them chasing you?
Chasing them
Falling from outer space into a large harem and being offered the job of personal satisfaction ensurer to five hundred and thirty three of the most beautiful women in the world or sat on a cold loo with this months copy of playboy magazine, playing with your pecker?
Falling from outer space etc
serving or being served?
Being served during certain hours of the day that is; Between one minute in the morning to 23.59 of an evening seven days a week fifty two weeks to the year.
Swinging from the chandeliers with a lottery cheque in your hand to the value of £12Million GBP or washing down the public toilets six days a week at Heathrow Airport?
Swinging forever.
Soho (London) or Zeedijk (Amsterdam)?
So as not to show preferences and cause anybody concern, I would have to choose both on seperate weekends. Let me at 'em.
A fortnight in a Paris brothel or two weeks in a Bangkok massage parlour?
Bangkok
Meal at local pub or in restaurant?
(You are a very diplomatic man Mathos
)
Depends on the company, if I'm paying it's a bar snack at The Dog and Duck if Spendi was to offer, it would be a pristine table for myself and all my friends at The Cafe Continental in London.
Champagne or Plonk?
Champagne.
French or Australian?
australian
scottish or english
scottish
funloving or sour pus?
funloving
employed or unemployed?
unemployed
Motorolla or Nokia
pipped lostnsearching, have another go.
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