Neither
Jumping into a shark infested ocean off an inflatable dinghy or rubbing cod liver oil on a sumo wrestlers bum?
sumo
slim ladies or curvy?
Svelte would be the word I suppose.
Muscular well built men or scrawny ?
well built
tan or natural?
Fit
Strong or just-the-looks
curly
smart or good looking?
Smart and good looking are relative terms. Compared to Elephant man I am very good looking. Compared to Forest Gump I am very smart.
Thong style or grannie panties?
Grannie
Bistering hot or absolute freezing cold?
Absolute freezing cold...
Long baths or two-min showers
long baths
strawberries or cream
strawberries
mango or papaya?
mango
trainers or stiletos
reebok
football or soccer
football
Cricket or hockey
