i'd prefer the mountains
High or small hills
Rivers, seas, oceans, lakes...all of them
mint or fruit-flavour
Both.
Strip tease dancing for the lads or reading a book?
At my age, the book will be fine....
Watching striptease or bonking wife?
striptease (male only!)
fruit or nut trees?
Fruit.
Apples or kiwi fruit.
apples
pears or pomegranates?
pairs.
Bottom cheeks, or tits?
Neither
drinking or eating?
Both, obviously.
Putting on your socks or your underpants?
socks
Wearing casual or formal clothing?
Formal Clothing
Sweet or Sour?
sweet - temper, food preference
salty or bland?
salty.
spendthrifts or scrunts.
the Scrunt, a werewolf-like horror with perhaps the fakest-looking body parts this side of an Ed Wood movie
in that case, spendthrift
pursuer or pursued?
pursued.
mizzles or torrential downpours.
torrential downpours
history or current affairs?
Both - in bucketloads
Teenage years or now?
The present
Visiting cities or the scenic country areas?