Surprised you need ask, pod of course
full fat soft cheese or leerdammer extra light?
full fat soft cheese.
flapjacks or pancakes.
pancakes
croissants or baguettes?
Baguettes
(The odd one, with a sirloin steak cut up and rammed inside, plus onions, garlic, mushrooms and worcester sauce (half a bottle).
What's for pudding Clary?)
Spotted dick or Baked Alaska?
Baked Alaska
Oysters au natural or smoked?
Lobsters(but not for eating...for eating: niether

)
Seafood or junkfood
asparagus.
Watching The Final or doing something stupid?
doing something stupid
Irony or sarcasm
Doing the same stupid thing as you
Chelsea/ManU or don't give a toss?
Man U./Money
Half-time blues or all afternoon blues?
Dark Oxford blues with white spots
Lotsamoney or peanuts?
Lotsamoney(and later we can get some peanuts :wink: )
Passion or Pride
Passion (What good is a man without feeling?)
Long massage with sweet smelling aromatic oils or a quick rub down with a brillo pad?
Long massage.
French Can Can dancers or Japanese Geisha girls?
To be? Cancan dancer.
fast and furious or slow and relaxed?
slow and relaxed
Golf swing or cover drive.
Golf swing
bowling or batgting?
bowling; I have a mean slow offbreak
kayaking or scubadiving?