That depends on the hotel and the location. In a big city the upper floors. Along the shore, bottom floor.
Cheap motel for the night or a 5 Star Hotel?
Either, but I tend to go for more of the latter.
Shoestring but long travel or short luxury breaks?
Shoestring from choice
Big furry dogs or little smooth ones?
Medium-sized short hair
Exercise or no?
Of course! Gym, tennis, jogging along the beach.
Divorce or "till death do us part"?
Have to say 'til death... for me
coffee or tea?
Tea.
Strained through muslin or with floaters.
strained. floaters, Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
honey, milk, sugar or plain?
milk
Chinese or Indian tea?
Chinese
chocolate chip or peanut butter cookies?
Chocolate chip.
White or brown bread?
Usualy Brown. Of course, it depends on WHY the bread is brown...
Candied yams or sweet potatos?
Sweet potatoes.
Fish or meat?
Rabbit (Civet - Mmmmm)
Potatoes - mash or roast?
roast
water- with or without ice?
without in winter
tennis or water sports?
Tennis.
Reading or writing?
reading
obnoxious adults or obnoxious children?
yeuch, must I?
adults, perhaps
sticky fingered loving children or clean remote ones?