pigs, they're cute
possums or cats?
cats (possums keep me awake at night
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Rhino's or Hippo's?
rivers
rowing boat or motor boat?
Squid.
Kalamari or Kali Mera?
Kalamari I guess...
Ricky Martin or Enrique Iglesias
Ricky Martin
hairy chest or bare chest?
On women bare, with nicely developed play things.
Steering wheel or handle-bars?
nicely developed play things????
Let me tell you bout the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees, the moon up above
And a thing called love!
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Multiplication, that's the name of the game
And in each generation, they play it the same
So let me tell you that, one and one is all alone
As happy as you care, take two hares
With no cares, pretty soon you got a room full of rabbits
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But if you'd like to swing on a star
Carry moon beams home in a jar
And be better than you are
You might grow up and be a pig!
Yeah! Tell me bout a pig?
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
And I don't!!!!
You might grow up to be a mule!
What, your talking 'bout a mule?
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
He kicks up at everything he hears
His back is bony and his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
But if you don't give a damn about the rule
You could grow up to be a mule
Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moon beams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
You could be swinging on a star!!
Sentimentalist.
Growling or tweeting.
