long vacation
fly or ferry ?
fly
fly locally or overseas?
overseas
Italy or Greece? (Holiday destination)
calm
clear or humid heat?
clear
Funny ha-ha or funny peculiar? (you, I mean!)
ha ha funny
e-mail jokes or stand up comedian?
That depends on the comedian but usually the comedian.
Library or bookstore?
both
grits & gravy or fries & gravy?
Grits and gravy.
Aspirin or Aleve?
Oh, Cabaret (I remember them good old days at the Kit-Kat club - wish I'd had a camera)
Traditional Theatre or Fringe?
We exterminated both years ago.
Thai silk or nylon?
Acne - you can put concealer on that - not that I've ever suffered from it... having an English Rose complextion myself...
Bi-Polar or Clinical Depression?
Pipped! Would you two just get a room...
Back seat of a car or the great outdoors?
Great outdoors...
Hopping or skipping (to work)?