@glitterbag,
I'd have to say Giuliani. (a.k.a.
Ghouliani).. His crew kind of is a bunch of doppelgangers of him.
[[Of course Trump has KellyAnne 'the grim reaper' Conway; other than that, most of his staff is more comical in appearance.]]
Join a fancy restaurant club or take yourself eateries that you want to visit, even if there's no valet parking or restroom attendants.