This or that?

Um false. Never even heard of those.


You took up playing the fife in high school.

False. Never learned a musical instrument. The only time I had the briefest of chances was after my grandfather died and his trumpet was up for grabs. By the time I asked for it, it was given away to my cousin.

You still have your GI Joe action figures that you grew up with as a child.

False. Those things weren't available until I was too ancient for them.

You still write letters to friends and family on your own monogrammed stationery.

False. Now let's get this one back to the This Or That style of word game.

You think I should commit seppuku for accidentally thinking this was the True or False thread OR I should go straight to jail, not pass go, not collect $200.

Go to jail and I'll see the governor about issuing a full pardon.


Cut your own hair or get it done professionally by someone else?

This is a touchy subject. I used to (for most of my life) avoid professional haircutters and only get my haircut by a friend or acquaintance. If none was available I would go months (or even years) without a haircut. Not sure why. I recently discovered how easy it is to give myself a short haircut with one of those electric hair trimmers. DIY from now on.
"Planet of the Apes" original movies or newer remakes?

Spring for a professional barber or stylist. You can always tell when a person self-barbers......,.want to guess why?

Planet of the apes??? Doesn't appeal to me....I'd rather watch paint dry.

Green grapes or red grapes.

Red grapes. Or green grapes? Depends on what's ripe and tasty and presently in front of me at a given time.

The Natural (1984) or Hoosiers (1986)?

The Natural


Georgia peaches or Vidalia onions?

Peaches.

Les Miserables or Phantom of the Opera (staged musicals not feature films versions)?

Les miserable

Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce or A-1 steak sauce

Never had Lea & Perrins. A-1 steak sauce is a good condiment but I refrain from using it on anything but a cheap cut of steak.

Pretty accurate historical documentary with talking heads or fictional, not so accurate/whitewashed biopic?

Accurate historical documentary with talking heads....

Toads or frogs?

Frogs... because of Kermit?

Siri, Alexa, Cortana, or Ok Google?

Brother please!, I don't talk to machines......too much noise

Water colors or oil

Oil paint.

You find yourself stranded in the post apocalyptic world. Who will you rely on as your guide, friend, and protector?
Max Rockatansky AKA Mad Max or Snake Plissken

Mad Max ( he just seems like a better person)
Use a staple remover or just pry it out with a fingernail or some other improvisation?

Pry it free


View fireworks display with throngs of shoving people or at home in comfort watching from a window or on television/streaming video?

Home in comfort watching from a window or on television/streaming video. Like I happened to do last night. Binged Nostalgia Critics episodes the entire night. I enjoyed my night. Listened to classical music (to drown out the nearby fireworks over Prospect Park) as I fell asleep.

See a favorite band from 20 or so plus years ago - live in a reunion concert [PRESENT DAY] though they might be old, out of shape (vocally and otherwise);

OR

Watch or listen to one of their concerts on CD/movie/etc... recorded from their prime years?

I'll merge the both and see them today with the sound from yesteryear.


Hobnob with the hoity toity on a yacht or go to a rip-roaring fun backyard barbeque with the locals?