Are we talking food or the language? Either way? I really can't tell the difference between the two.
Wade through a 10 foot long pool filled waist deep with ants (nonbiting thankfully) or run through 100 foot long corridor with a massive dense cloud of nonbiting gnats?
Now here's a pickle.
I love pickles, but when I get one on a burger, it pulls out with the first bite and plops ketchup onto my shirt.
Pickles, I'll live with the stains.
Modelo Negra or Especial?
Dog. Cats are annoying and if I had to babysit a pig I'd spend the whole time planning it's demise. (Bacon)
Reruns of The Andy Griffith Show or Perry Mason?
I've watched Andy Griffith reruns for years and thoroughly enjoyed them, but have only just started watching Perry Mason. I find these enjoyable in a totally different and nostalgic way.
Canoe. Better control.
Paper checks or digital (phone or online) payments for your bills?