This or that?

Sad but I keep my phone on... not for messages. I'm not that important and hardly get any actual texts and even less calls but to sometimes give me ideas for small talk and stuff. It's not particularly helpful at that either.

Bentley sedan or Ferrari sports coupe?

We can't afford either, but we went to the Santana Row car show last weekend.
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Milk shake or banana split?

Milk shake.

Goodfellas or Casino or The Departed?

Goodfellas. Star Wars or Star Trek?

Star Trek (television)

Belle from Beauty and the Beast; Ariel from The Little Mermaid; Elsa and Anna from Frozen; Rapunzel from Tangled; or Moana from Moana?

I don't know them from film but remember Rapunzel from some story, so, I will go with her.


Deep sea diving or alligator wrestling?

I can't swim so... any underwater adventuring that doesn't involve submarines? A definite no go. Alligator wrestling by unenthusiastic default.

Elect an incumbent in your city/district that's not incompetent just really boring and particularly anticlimactic and disappointing despite your initial enthusiasm for her/his potential when she/he first ran for the office

OR

risk your vote on some charismatic, rock star-esque candidate who promises the moon and the stars (but has no track record in politics to back up her/his promises)?

Phooey, I'll run myself

Hot fudge or hot caramel topping on vanilla ice cream

Caramel.

Guaranteed 4 years without cold or allergies or flu but 5th year, bedridden with full blown flu for three day weekend

OR

Take your chances that you could be hit with a cold or flu anytime of the year, as many times that your unfortunate to be inflicted with?

Having once had the flu for a 3 day weekend, I'll go with that.


Grind your own coffee beans with a hand grinder or purchase pre-ground?

I like the idea of grinding my own coffee beans, better fresh coffee flavor, but I'm too lazy. So purchase pre-ground I guess.
Rachel or Monica?

Hmmm...
Rachel Maddow or Monica Crowley, I guess I'll read a book instead.

Stay inside on a nice day to help an incapacitated friend or risk a serious sunburn by taking a sleep on the beach?

Well, sunburn Duh (I know skin cancer, wrinkly skin but at least I'm outside)

Oh crap, who am I kidding, help an incapacitated friend.

Johnny Cash or Johnny Rivers

Johnny Rivers of course.
Secret Agent Man


(Slow Dancing and) Swaying To The Music


The Poor Side of Town



A weekend at amusement parks or trip to the mall on the busiest shopping day?

A weekend at amusement parks.

Digital streaming music or actual record player?

Few things were ever as exciting as my old victrola; however, streaming music is much easier to deal with and doesn't subject me to the annoying skipping when the needle gets stuck. I take streaming music.

Greek, Spanish or Italian olive oil?

Wow, now I feel culture impaired, I've only used Italian olive oil.
(There is a fairly large Greek church in the outskirts of Annapolis and they have festivals from time to time........I think a visit is in the future)

What's more annoying, the Dr. Phil Show or the Wendy Williams Show

Dr.Phil, he is so annoying I want Reach T.V. where I can reach through the screen and throttle him.

Celebrate a dreaded blizzard being a dud or rant about it for a month?

I won't rant about it for any length of time but I will indicate my disappointment here.

Intern for the Legion of Doom or for Hydra? Only for three months and actually paid plus college credit.

Hydra

Go outside barefoot in the snow or barefoot across a campfire?