This or that?

Paper bags

Live with Donald Trump for a month or live in a poltergeist infested haunted house for 5 years?

That's dirty pool. LOL
Live with Donald in a poltergeist infested haunted house. Doesn't that sound right?

Hard or chew candy.

this is for CI and Tsar

I would happily live in a poltergeist infested haunted house with Richard Freaking Nixon before doing anything with Trump.

I guess I like chew candies and dark chocolate when I crave candy. Not a big candy fan

Engaging Mormons on their mission when they knock on my door, OR trying to make sense of that harpy Katrina whatsheface who is a spokesidiot for Dismal Don.

Engaging Mormons on their mission when they knock on my door. At least, Mormons are known to be quite friendly and cordial even if their beliefs are on the tad side of bonkers. Plus, they (individually) might actually have the intellectual capacity and the courage to evolve themselves and accept different points of views. No such luck with Katrina and the CinnamonHitler Gang.

At least with Richard Nixon, he has a modicum of compassion. Something Drumpf and his Republican cronies truly lack.


So? Libety or tranny?

I guess I vote for trannies

Cruise or road trip

Road trip.

Karaoke or singing in the shower?

Shower

pinochle or canasta

Pinochle, but I forgot how to play it. Chair or sofa.

Oh sofa absolutely, my dog needs to be next to me

W.C. Fields or Laurel and Hardy (there are no wrong answers to this one)

and a warning to Tsar: if you ask who those people are, I'm catching the next train to New York with my DVD's and make you watch to round out your culture references. I mean it buster.

And when you get to NY, I'll treat both of you to drinks.

Are you visiting in New York?

No. I wish I could, but with my many health issues, my wife won't let me travel solo any more. I get lost easily, and she makes sure I take my meds every day. I got my licks in though, because I've visited 83 countries when I could travel. There are several countries I wish I could revisit like Cuba, Japan, and the countries of Europe where it's compact. My wife hates travel, but we are planning a trip to Hawaii early next year.
I love New York. When our kids were young, I took the family to New York and Washington DC. We saw the first David Letterman show, and as we were walking out of the theater, I said "he's not going to last." Foot in mouth disease. On my last visit to NYC, I met with Frank and a couple of other guys. My memory is getting really bad, and I can't remember many things any more.

#Huff! I'm not that young of a whippersnapper! I would prefer Harold Lloyd, Groucho Marx, or sentimental favorite Abbot and Costello. From what little I've seen from either W.C. Fields or L + H? I'll go for Laurel and Hardy.

Take a week's virtual reality vacation as a character in the world of The Little Mermaid or Aladdin?

Aladdin


Live with a vampire or live with a werewolf?

Vampire. If you survive a werewolf attack, turning into a wolf every month would be extremely painful. I figure that I can convince a vampire that I would be useful to him if he changed me into a vampire.

Is it Wabbit season or duck season?

Spectacles or contact lenses

Contacts (better peripheral vision)

Boris Badinoff or Snidley Whiplash

Hey Rocky watch me pull a squirrel out of my hat.

Aw Bullwinkle that trick never works.

Okay I'll go with Badinoff...hoping Natasha will join us!


Manual screw driver or a power tool?

Manual screwdriver

Morning person or night owl

Both - what's sleep!

Cash or credit cards?