This or that?

I trim my own toenails and have been known to paint them as well

Barber or Stylist

Barber or Stylist

Seems as I get older, the need to go to the barber gets less and less, and it's not that I'm losing my hair.

Gold or Euros.

Gold please.

Night classes at a part time college or lectures (no credits earned) at a museum?

Lectures at a museum

Elevators or escalators

Elevators (up escalators are okay but I am terrified of down escalators)


Harvest moon dance or night of debauchery?

Night of debauchery, natch

Paper bags or plastic bags

Paper bags or plastic bags

Paper bags; pay the .10c and reuse them.

Milk or water

Milk, specifically coffee flavored.

Live Broadway musical or musical on the silver screen?

Broadway

Water park or amusement park?

Amusement.

Country living or city life?

City life. 1000000 times, city life!

Law and Order or CSI?

Law and Order, although I've never watched a single episode of either show.

Large or small dogs?

Large dogs because I like German shepherds and golden retrievers.

Ice cream or yogurt?

Ice cream

Beef stroganoff or beef burgundy

Beef stroganoff.

cake and ice cream or pie and ice cream?
(sorry for the lazy choice)

Pie and ice cream

Popcorn or potato chips

Popcorn.

Milk shakes spiked with alcohol or ice slushies spiked with alcohol?

ice slushies spiked with alcohol

bus or airplane?

Airplane (if money wasn't an issue)

Be turned into vampire that's allergic to blood or a vegan werewolf?

Bourbon slush

3 parts pineapple juice
2 parts ginger ale
1 part bourbon (use a decent bourbon, sub par bourbon ruins the flavor)

Mix all together and place in freezer. Once frozen, scrap enough slush into tall glass to fill about 2 thirds. Pour your favorite lemon-lime soda to fill glass.

It's a great summer drink. I use diet soda to cut down on the sugar (personal preference, sugar makes it too syrupy for me. And for the adventurous you can add more bourbon.

Back to business:

Vampire allergic to blood

Chunky or smooth peanut butter