@glitterbag,
The Green Mile
Which is worse? Winning a Darwin Award (dying because you did something stupid) and your story is highlighted on
DarwinAwards.com
OR
winning an honorable Darwin Award (doing something so incredibly stupid, you almost was killed by your actions) finding your story has 100,000,000 views on Youtube and your name is synonymous with anyone doing similar acts of stupidy for the rest of human history/civilization?