THE ACLU CULT THREAD

JLNobody wrote:

Yeah, let's get bad. Let's act free. I, too, sister, am a proud member of the ACLU.

I'm in!

But, how do we DO bad?

I'm only drawn that way......

Like, do we throw sand in people's threads?

Do drive by moonings?

What?

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Actually, the original accusation was that we deceive unsuspecting young christians and lead them down the primrose path to destruction . . .

You know, i don't believe i've ever seen a prim rose--though Dog knows, i've seen a passle of prim christians . . .

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ehBeth wrote:

Take a look at my avatar, CL.
That's who you'll be wrestling for the dirty socks.
Mr. Bailey loves Set's dirty socks.
Odd lil dog.

Who would have thought? Mr. Bailey and his daughter look rather civilized to me.

Diane wrote:

Um, do you think we need to act more evil? This thread is way too sweet (or smelly in the case of Setanta).

Well you could always claim that god doesn't want the FBI sniffing around in your library records. You could say it's unbecoming for the "land of the free" if its president just locks up people forever without a trial. By Satan, you could even oppose the death penalty... or would that be too evil to get started with?

Diane wrote:

Shall we all get together and discuss how to act evil? Do we get all squinty eyed? Come on--this is serious stuff here, how are we going to come off as evil, nefarious ACLU lovers if we can only discuss handshakes and who will bring the coffee.

BTW, who is bringing the coffee?

No coffee for me, thanks -- I'm a ritual-murdered baby blood person myself.

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Setanta wrote:

Actually, the original accusation was that we deceive unsuspecting young christians and lead them down the primrose path to destruction . . .

You know, i don't believe i've ever seen a prim rose--though Dog knows, i've seen a passle of prim christians . . .

If we get to decieve unsuspecting christians then what do we get to do to suspecting ones?

Are thumbscrews and waterboarding against our principles?

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parados wrote:

Are thumbscrews and waterboarding against our principles?

"Taking the gloves off", eh? Nothing wrong with that ... Cool

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BBB
The first thing any cult worth it's reputation is to isolate it's members. The old them and us syndrome.

So we first have to identify the "thems" which we must fear. Who are these rascals?

My first nominee would be Timber because he snoops around too much.

BBB

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Timber's too nice to make a decent ogre.

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DrewDad

DrewDad wrote:

Timber's too nice to make a decent ogre.

So nominate an appropriate ogre then.

BBB

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parados wrote:

Setanta wrote:
Actually, the original accusation was that we deceive unsuspecting young christians and lead them down the primrose path to destruction . . .

You know, i don't believe i've ever seen a prim rose--though Dog knows, i've seen a passle of prim christians . . .

If we get to decieve unsuspecting christians then what do we get to do to suspecting ones?

Are thumbscrews and waterboarding against our principles?

I would certainly hope not.

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Thomas wrote:

parados wrote:
Are thumbscrews and waterboarding against our principles?

"Taking the gloves off", eh? Nothing wrong with that ...

Don't be a ninny, Thomas, of course we'll have to take their gloves off if we're going to use thumb screws . . .

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Re: DrewDad

BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:

DrewDad wrote:
Timber's too nice to make a decent ogre.

So nominate an appropriate ogre then.

That would be against TOS. I'll give you 10 minutes to edit.

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I'll give you fifteen . . . what am i bid ? ! ? ! ?

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I'd hate for anyone to lash out at me. Rolling Eyes

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This precisely is the sort of nonsense up with which I shall not put! I demand you designate me official ogre-at-large.

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Drew Dad, you are a thoroughly bad man--and i accuse you of publicly practicing self-amuse . . .

Stop whinin' and beat somebody up, Big Bird--if ya want the post, you gotta show merit . . .

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BBB
Ok, to avoid fratricide, I nominate DrewDad to be the cult's contractor for building the fence around "us" to keep out the "thems.

And I nominate Timber to be the cult's publisher with responsibility for printing and publishing transcripts of all cases undertaken by the ACLU.

BBB

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hmmmm ... not so sure I like the way this is developing. I should know better than to have anything to do with a club that admits members like me.

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Hah, Timber just doesn't like having to be the publisher. Big Bird just wants to have fun. So come along and fix me one of your coffees and I'll let you have one of my brownies.

Shall our motto be, "WE'RE BAD?"

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Diane

Diane wrote:

Hah, Timber just doesn't like having to be the publisher. Big Bird just wants to have fun. So come along and fix me one of your coffees and I'll let you have one of my brownies.

Shall our motto be, "WE'RE BAD?"

You are so precious. How about WE ARE BAAAD ASSES!

BBB Laughing

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Howsabout just "We Bad" ?
It gives us a tough, urban feel.

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