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Setanta
 
Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 09:23 am
Alright, Fellow Travelers, we've been outted.

One of the more astute participants in the Religion and Spirituality forum has tripped to our evil plot to confuse unsuspecting young Christians and lead them astray, in the hope of denying them true salvation.

We need to debrief, to deconstruct our method, and determine where we went wrong. If we are to accomplish our ultimate goal of delivering the world to SATAN . . . then we must learn to be more subtle . . .
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mac11
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 09:26 am
Oh, it's a cult! That explains the interesting headgear.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 09:28 am
Not all that different from your headgear, eh?
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sublime1
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 09:35 am
A satanic cult with cool headgear, I'm in.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 09:37 am
It is obvious that you are down with cool head gear, Boss . . . long time no see . . . what we need now, though, is a way to deceive the gullible young believers without tipping our collective hand . . .
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 09:38 am
we of the cultish obviously need a better "hidden code" in our posts/messages to each other, I suggest we speak in english. I'm pretty sure that will confuse them, they don't seem familiar with the language.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 09:38 am
LMAO
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sublime1
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 09:43 am
As christmas is coming I say every time santa is mentioned, we should say satan.

"I wonder what Satan is going to bring me this year"
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 09:49 am
I wanna be part of the cult... But do I have to drink the koolaid and die with everyone?
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 09:56 am
I'm a card-carrying member of what none other than Bill O'Reilly has called "the most dangerous organization in America."

In other words, I'm in...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 09:59 am
Crazielady420 wrote:
I wanna be part of the cult... But do I have to drink the koolaid and die with everyone?


Naw . . . that's what we sucker the unsuspecting christians into doing . . .
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 10:03 am
As the past president of Young Christians Against Civil Liberties, Headgear, English & Other Stuff (The YCACLHEOS) I find your cult objectionable and an infrignment upon my choice to practice my religion freely or something kinda like that.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 10:04 am
Can I ask a stupid question... what does "ACLU" stand for? All honesty I don't know, but I have seen other threads also

This probably makes me look really dumb, but I don't care
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 10:08 am
American Civil Liberties Union, Crazielady.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 10:09 am
It means the American Civil Liberties Union, and it has the evil and unconscionable goal of protecting the civil liberties of any citizen who is hailed before a court on a charge which said organization believes to be motivated by a desire to deprive someone of their civil liberties.

You'll get yours Boom, just you wait . . .
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 10:09 am
Oh, Ok thank you

I will snap out of stupid mode now

Please continue with the cult
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 10:11 am
"One of the more astute participantsÂ…"

This is indeed disturbing news. ?'Astute' is a rare species, time to name names I think.

It is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or imaginary, from abroad.

However, one piece of breaking news may challenge your view: The Vatican today announced the abolition of ?'Limbo'. I for one am mightily relieved that I will no longer be required to giggle under a stick, before attending the accounts dept.

PS I note that; An anagram for Setanta is 'et Satan' Shocked

BTW is that my missing horse blanket you are using as a hijab? Laughing
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 10:14 am
Finders, Keepers
Losers, Weepers . . .
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 10:18 am
Tryagain wrote:
"One of the more astute participantsÂ…"

This is indeed disturbing news. ?'Astute' is a rare species, time to name names I think.

It is a universal truth that the loss of liberty at home is to be charged to the provisions against danger, real or imaginary, from abroad.

However, one piece of breaking news may challenge your view: The Vatican today announced the abolition of ?'Limbo'. I for one am mightily relieved that I will no longer be required to giggle under a stick, before attending the accounts dept.

PS I note that; An anagram for Setanta is 'et Satan' Shocked

BTW is that my missing horse blanket you are using as a hijab? Laughing



http://www.able2know.com/forums/images/avatars/512387293438a630857e58.jpg Oh my goodness, you can see it in his eyes Exclamation Shocked

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/nl/1/1d/Satan.jpg
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 10:21 am
I await further orders, el jefe. In the meanwhile, I'll start reading Conrad's "Secret Agent" for inpiration. Just call me The Professor...
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