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WHY I BECAME A CAUCASIAN . . .

 
 
Green Witch
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 11:57 am
How about CocoaAmerican or Cafe Au Laitsian? Cinnamon-sian?
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 12:21 pm
That sounds wonderful, Green Witch, but it won't work for us fair-skinned Irish people.

I need a box marked "Whitey."

Smile
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 12:26 pm
Bet you don't know where that term "honky" came from, Set. Has nothing to do with white geese, either.
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 12:31 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
its all about the white folk keepin us colored people.. down

>sigh<




Well I for one have found the courage, even if my voice is shaking, to say

I'm tired of african american folks standing on the neck of the caucasian man!

one of these days....shewolf.....one of these days.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 01:02 pm
I'm a colored person. Kind of a light tan, but I'm not monochrome.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 01:07 pm
Chocasian....ha!

Isn't that a mix of african american and asian? Oops, did I say that?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 01:26 pm
Setanta
Setanta, I don't mind you becoming a Caucasian, even though I will miss the old fart. I will support you in your choice as long as you don't develop a messiah complex, which president Bush exhibits. One loony is enough.

BBB
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 01:28 pm
Caucasians don't pass gas? SIGN ME UP!!!!!
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 01:40 pm
dyslexia wrote:
I've never aspired to become a causasian. if I turn into a decent human bean I will be satisfied.


But that will be a lot of work... :wink:
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 01:44 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
its all about the white folk keepin us colored people.. down

>sigh<




Well I for one have found the courage, even if my voice is shaking, to say

I'm tired of african american folks standing on the neck of the caucasian man!

one of these days....shewolf.....one of these days.



i scared poor little jillian i laughed so hard!

Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 01:45 pm
polly wanna cracker.... ?
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 01:58 pm
You might be a Caucasian if......


You rush for a glass of water after tasting nacho flavored Cheese Whiz.

You have, a some point in your life, owned an album by the Carpenters.

You think 'def' means having to ask people to repeat themselves often.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 02:00 pm
Chai Tea wrote:

You rush for a glass of water after tasting nacho flavored Cheese Whiz.


shut up...it's hot. Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 02:05 pm
Laughing Laughing
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 02:12 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
You might be a Caucasian if......


You rush for a glass of water after tasting nacho flavored Cheese Whiz.

You have, a some point in your life, owned an album by the Carpenters.

You think 'def' means having to ask people to repeat themselves often.

You be the man! (lady)
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snood
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 02:19 pm
Setatnta:

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People seem obsessed with "race" around here lately.


I don't know - I count two, maybe three current threads with race as part of their subject/issue. this is an "obsession"?

I think it more likely that there isn't any obsession being displayed; that those who have the option to never have to consider race get a little uncomfy when it is on the front burner for more than a minute or two.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 03:01 pm
I believe I am a Gubba.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 03:05 pm
did it involve circumcision?
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Thomas
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 03:08 pm
Re: WHY I BECAME A CAUCASIAN . . .
Setanta wrote:
People seem obsessed with "race" around here lately. Free Duck set me to thinking when she remarked that she marks the "Honky" box on the census form--do i want to be just a plain old Honky for the rest of my days?

Definitely not--i have decided to become a Caucasian.

Actually I think you were just on an anti-PC crusade, trying to offend Chow-Chowian Americans -- or whatever race your previous avatar was.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2005 03:11 pm
A Gubba ?
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