Puff, Puff, Pass......

I don't smoke and I don't chew
and I don't go with girls that do.
Hey Montana wanna fool around?

Your place or mine? ;-)

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Oh...you did.......nemmind.....as you were.....

Hey,
Chill out, you guys or Momma Angel's gonna bust you.
I just saw her lookin' this way...

I saw pig trotters float
In rhino-sperm..

sorry, thought this was the poetry forum

Puff, puff.....

Puff....exhale.....hey montana what is this smoke? Puff Puff....exhale.......some sort of sage?

Did you hear about the Polish Mafia hit man?

His assignment was to blow up this car.

He burned the hell out of his lips on the exhaust pipe.


Puff Puff

Altogether now:

Puff the magic dragon
Lived by the sea. . .

Ummm, ummmm, yeah, something like that. We put the stuff in a pipe and smoke it like the indians did with the peace pipe ;-)

This is quite interesting, Gus!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Little jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on puff's gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

One time I got so stoned off of this space pot I put a helmet on and climed under the bed.

One time I had a friend who tried to smoke some hash. He'd heard it was really good. But he couldn't keep the corned beef lighted.

Do you guys know pot is worth more then it's weight in gold. Gold does grow on trees and it's called CHRONIC.

Good stuff. Cool, man

Merry
Yeah, that kind of hash is hard to keep lit ;-)

Amigo
That's very interesting. Good thing I don't waste my money on gold because you can't catch a buzz with that stuff, lol!

Down at the station, early in the morning,
See the little pufferbellies all in a row.
See the station master turn the little handle.
Chug, chug, toot, toot, off they go.

Awwwww!!!!!