How much would YOU pay to own my breath?

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People will buy ANYTHING... Rolling Eyes

And then, people will make ANYTHING to make a buck

But this..

has to top the cake in stupidity -

http://www.breathcapture.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=2

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Everyone is born with it. A desire to be near the ones we care about most. And we find ways to remember them when they're away. A lock of hair. Letters. An old photo. And now there's Breath Capture. Capture the breath of a loved one or friend and keep them close. Forever.

A breath capture test- For those who are not sure if it is for them-

http://www.breathcapture.com/test.asp

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Interesting, but I wouldn't want to have the breath of a loved one forever who has just eaten a pepperoni pizza, with extra onions and garlic!

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I thertainly wouldn't mind capturing your breathth, thewolf.

I would thtrongly thuggetht that you potht a photo, tho that we can all thee them firtht, then we would know how much to bid.

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Breath!!Thats right up there with getting people to pay just for a certificate that says they own a part of the moon or a star!!

Such a waste of money.

I love the idea I saw on tv a few years back.
A husband who had a serious illness knew he was going to die so he had his hand cast made in a hand holding position so his wife could use it in the future as tho she were holding his hand.

Such a gorgeous idea.

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I promith to bruth my theeth firth

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Ellpus,you are naughty ! Doesn't that lisp lead you to a lot of misunderstandings ?

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a man with a listhp , can get a woman lickty sthplit!

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There are times I don't even want my own breath it is so bad, so why on Earth (or any other planet for that matter) would I want the breath of somebody else?

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This breath thing is this year's pet rock. Next year -- who knows?

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i remember the pet rock craze...

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I once saw a play about a woman whose husband dies. She opens a closet in her apartment and out rolls a one of those blow up beach balls. She realizes her husband blew it up and it contains his breath and it becomes a symbol of his living self.

Just give your loved one a beach ball to blow up.

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$4.95!!

It depends if you've eaten a mint, in which case I will bid higher Very Happy

four ninety-five, four ninety five, anybody care to bid? four ninety-five
Going once...
Going twice...

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Wouldn't you rather seal a pendant of a loved one's fart? "Here baby, fart in this here tube. So I can wear you as earrings for ever. Then when someone calls me shithead, I know they're for real."

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or with a queef....

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Yes, so if someone calls you a pussy...

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Green Witch wrote:

Just give your loved one a beach ball to blow up.

Or any other inflatable item....a sheep Slappy?

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a blow up doll..

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The trouble with a blow up doll is, by the time one has fully inflated the thing, one is too knackered to do anything with it.

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Lordy,Lord E: Haven't you learned after a lifetime of wealth and privilege,that's what the household staff is for ? To blow up M'Lord's toys,and get knackered,so his Lordship won't have to Exclamation

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

The trouble with a blow up doll is, by the time one has fully inflated the thing, one is too knackered to do anything with it.

That's what those air pumps down at the Shell station are for...no sense in all that huffing and puffing if you're too darned tired for hugging and wugging.

By the way how exactly would you know about the energy needed to blow up one of those dolls?

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