funny thread - I needed that laugh
Mrs. Duchamp, your dog might be sick. If he's urinating
everywhere in the house and is starting to get aggressive
that is usually an indication of him being in pain.
My last dog had a tumor behind her eyes which of course
I didn't know, but I noticed her behavioral changes and
she got very aggressive and when touched started to bite
as well. A specialist found the tumor and removed it.
After that, my dog went back to normal.