MUSICAL BREASTS.

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AAH! Another world enhancing idea from us Brits!.........

If this comes to fruition, which song or songs would you like to see on the playlist?

MUSICAL BREASTS.

"Breast enhancements need not only be about looks and sex appeal. They could soon have a functional purpose too.

A company is currently developing a microchip that stores music files and can be built into a breast implant, the Sun reports.

BT Futurology apparently intend on developing a musical double act for the bosoms, which would see an MP3 player installed in one mammary, and music files in the other.

The whole ensemble could then be managed via Bluetooth wireless technology.

Company analyst Ian Pearson said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative.

"If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."..................

http://news.viewlondon.co.uk/Musical_breasts_15066781.html

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Touch me in the morning ?......Diana Ross.

Swinging down the Lane ?......Irene and Donald.

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Thanks for the mammaries.

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Anything from Dolly PArtons Greatest hits.

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She had nine buttons on her nightgown
But she could only fasten eight . . .

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timberlandko wrote:

Thanks for the mammaries.

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LOL Well thats good to know for when I'm very old Exclamation

Great idea Exclamation

Now all I have to worry about is what songs to download Exclamation

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Lullabies if you're breastfeeding.

Anything from Marvin Gaye if you aren't.

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With two strategically placed sensors, they could also make them move in sync to the beat of the music Razz

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jespah wrote:

Lullabies if you're breastfeeding.

Anything from Marvin Gaye if you aren't.

I like that jespah Exclamation

Good idea

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colorbook wrote:

With two strategically placed sensors, they could also make them move in sync to the beat of the music

Now how would that look when walking down the street Question

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There she was
just a walkin' down the street
swingin' doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo

-- with apologies to Manfred Mann.

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hahahahaha

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Couldn't resist. :-D

Dang, how do you tech support if there's a bug? <watches male colleagues in office suddenly volunteer>

And beta testing? Too wacky.

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Jespah is hot today ! ! !

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jespah

But you know, this is so one-sided...is there any reason why men can't be enhanced with an mp3 player? Certainly there would be advantages

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Colorbook.....

You mean if a man was to have an mp3 put into the old todger?

Well.....I will stick with my original suggestions....

"Touch me in the morning"

"Swinging down the Lane"

....or you could always have "You need hands" by Max Bygraves.

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Setanta wrote:

Jespah is hot today ! ! !

Oh my, I believe I have the vapors. Embarrassed

PS Men - mp3 player - heh, guys grabbing their crotches would just be adjusting the volume. "No, I'm not being rude, I'm just changing tracks."

I love this idea. It's so much classier than other on-body music, such as from The Gas Light Orchestra, which was a "musical" group in my summer camp which used to, belt(?) out tunes like "The Star Spangled Banner" and "Take me out to the Ballgame" via a method known around here as ahtifical faht under the ahm. I'll never forget JW or DG conducting said orchestra. We always, respectfully, stood for our national anthem. Them's were the days.

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Okay, now I have the urge to do a summer camp topic.

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jespah, after reading your post, I'm laughing out loud

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