I did that once. I was so humiliated, I went home and taped a dildo to my chest while naked, and sipped some paint thinner while my feelings of self-depreciation faded away.
Alvin and the Chipmunks Greatest Hits.
Their cover of "Achy Breaky Heart" is a classic, and gets me in the mood every time.
Queen
We are the champoins
guyhandsome wrote:"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. I crank up the volume in my van as I slowly drive by recess.
Forget the recess, man! That song is shock vibrations to the body no matter what!
Most Sisters Of Mercy songs sound good on my stereo when I'm havin' a good time!!
Anything with a good bassline, or something hot and funky....
Anything that is loud, fast and screams :-)
Hey. Don't knock it 'til you try it!
i want to f you like an animal - nine inch nails...
darling nikki - prince, actually anything prince that has to do with sex...which is almost everything he writes...
Nice visual there, George.
Synonymph wrote:Nice visual there, George.
...to say nothing of the audio...
Crazielady420 wrote:George wrote:Crazielady420 wrote:Anything that is loud, fast and screams :-)
You called?
Hey baby how you doing
OK for an old fart.
You make a move on that guy yet?
George wrote:Crazielady420 wrote:George wrote:Crazielady420 wrote:Anything that is loud, fast and screams :-)
You called?
Hey baby how you doing
OK for an old fart.
You make a move on that guy yet?
Yes, and I have the scratchmarks to prove it.
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Yes, and I have the scratchmarks to prove it.
Well, that was certainly more information than I needed (or ever wanted) to know.
George wrote:Crazielady420 wrote:George wrote:Crazielady420 wrote:Anything that is loud, fast and screams :-)
You called?
Hey baby how you doing
OK for an old fart.
You make a move on that guy yet?
No, I just got a second job, so I have been working too much and haven't even gone over there... I hope to do it today.... I chickened out the other day tho
I always play the theme song for Gilligans Island when I'm having sex. As I pound away I merrily sing along.
If not for the sake of the fearless crew.... the minnow would be lost. The minnow would be lost.
I have tried playing "mood" music whilst attempting the abominable act.
This is normally drowned out though, by the female in question, looking in awe and singing:-
Ooooh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before,
Oh! What a beauty, it must be four foot long or even more.
It's such a lovely color, so nice, and round, and fat,
I've never thought a marrow could grow as big as that,
Oh! What a beauty. I've never seen one as big as that before......
............when the trousers are removed.
