Yer kiddin', plainoldme? I thought it was like a hunting trophy.
Roger,
Kidding about what? Liking cows or having sex to the Glorious Ninth? Not kidding about cows, animals for which I have a deep and abiding affection. Want to have a farmette some day with four nice Guernseys who will be named Meg, Jo, Beth and Amy. Or maybe some piebald Brittany cows for great butter.
About sex? Must be because it's been so long, I can't remember it. LOL!
Donna Summer: "Love to Love you baby"
Marvin Gaye: "Let's get it on" :wink:
Isaac Hayes: "Chocolate Salty Balls"
Oh I stuck my arm up a cow's ... once - opps wrong topic - that belongs on the vet. board topic.
What the heck is "Chocolate Salty Balls?" Is that a South Park thing?
I'm sorry, plainoldme... but you talk sex and Beethovan at the same time and I get stuck on Clockwork Orange.
Rightous Brothers' Uncahined Melody does it for Mrs. SealPoet, and that's good enough for me...
It is; not to be confused with "Schwetty Balls," which is something else entirely. Hell, it's not even musical.
Gotta love those Schwetty Balls!
There's still time to send a Schwetty Ball sack for Mother's Day!
Schwetty Balls go great with a big Schwetty Weiner for a gift.
"Chocolate Salty Balls" is, indeed, the South Park Thing.
I heard Isaac perform it live on stage, here in London, last summer...very amusing...
"Just suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!" etc.
Hmm, anything by Gil Scott-Heron....angry Black Panther politics and funk-jazz grooves go great with sex, I have found...
Lou Reed, Metal Machine Music...that makes chicks hot...
Wife once stripped for me to Nine Inch Nails....That was cool
Isaac Hayes is touring?! I saw him many, many years ago in Chicago. What a show. He didn't hit the stage until almost midnite and performed until 2am. Sent everybody home ready to knock boots ha-ha.
I must say cavfancier, Gil Scott-Heron is a very interesting choice. How did you trip up on him as humping music?
Cav - a lover of food and Gil - you da man!
Sex Education Ghetto Style (couldn't find lyrics on a site, so this is from memory):
I was doin' it when I was a colored boy
Of eight, or nine or ten
I didn't know me no Sigmund Freud
But, Hell, I was doin' it then
I was doin' it in my teenage years
Running the ghetto streets
I hadn't ever done me no ink-fly test
But it still felt good to me
I was doin' it when I arrived in College
Searching for my degree
But, Hell, a degree weren't all I got
And that's the way it's supposed to be
I guess when I have kids of my own
They really shouldn't be shook
That there are things they got to learn
That can't be found in books.
I got a girl she lives cross town,
She's the one that really gets down.
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.
I got a girl she lives on the block,
She kinda funky with her pink and black socks.
She likes to boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie woogie baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.
I got a girl, she lives on the hill.
She won't do it but her sister will,
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.
Blow your top blow your top blow your top. -ZZ Top
Moooo to you plainoldme,
I picked the cow in honor of my pet cow named Charlene. I also spent 8 years in India documenting the Holy Cow for a show called Holy Cow ...plus I got run over by a car on Christmas day in Benares while carring a cow statue and survived... Now I'm a Coward....hee hee
Algis, where in Montreal do they allow a pet cow? Just wondering...my balcony is unfortunately too small...
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. I crank up the volume in my van as I slowly drive by recess.
