How about Frank Zappa's Dinah Moe Humm?
I couldn't say where she's coming' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where's this Dinah-Moe
Comin' from
I done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm
Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
An' you ain't been to it
(No no no no!)
Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
An' you ain't been to it
(No no no!)
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
(No no no no no!)
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
'Cause I can't get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
'Cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An' I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it
(She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said . . . )
Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'Cause if my mind's tore up,
Then my body don't care
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?
I checked out her sister
Who was holdin' the bet
An' wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ______ if I wasn't done yet
I told her . . .
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn't give her a try
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up kneelin'
BUNS UP!
I was wheelin' an dealin'
WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH!
She surrender to the feelin'
SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED
An' she started in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered 'n quaked
An' clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
About her mental health
'Till Dinah-Moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline . . .
Kiss my aura . . . Dora . . .
M-M-M . . . it's real angora
Would y'all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
Y'wanna?
MMM . . . sound like you're chokin' on somethin'
Did you say you want some more?
Well, here's some more . . .
(Oh, baby . . . )
Oh, sure . . . look,
D'you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM . . . tweezers!
Wait a minute, lemme sterilize 'em . . .
Gimme your lighter . . .
I couldn't say where she's coming' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(Y'jes can't do it)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm
Some Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Some Dinah-Moe
An' a little Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' a little Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' some Dinah-Moe
An' a Dinah-Moe again
An' Dinah-Moe
An' Dora too, lil' Dinah 'n Dora
An' Dinah-Moe
Kiss my aura, Dinah
Government Mule=Thorazine Shuffle
Johnny Depp--
A heartwarming tale of familial love.
I can't tell if Montana and Littlek are disgusted or excited.
I'm guessing they're pretending to be disgusted so they won't appear to be wanton hussies, such as meeself.
Joe Cocker - "Leave your hat on"
LOL! For me it was plain shock and I just couldn't think of anything else to say ;-)
Husker
I saw Joe Cocker at the Chanel in Boston years ago. I remember it well because I drank way too much that night and was really really sick.
Did you leave your hat on?
Ok, I guess I'm a wanton hussy then.
Great Zappa song!
Husker
I don't remember if I was wearing a hat or not.
You can leave your hat on
baby take off your coat...real slow
and take off your shoes...ohh take off your shoes
baby take off your dress
yes! yes! yes!
you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
go over there...turn off the lights...hey allright!!
come over here...stand on that chair...yea thats right!!
raise your arms in the air
now shake 'em!
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
sweet darling
you can leave your hat on
baby you can leave your hat on
suspicious minds been talking
they tell me there is a problem
they don't believe in this love of mine
they don't know what love is
they don't know what love is
they don't know what love is!!!!
but i know what love is!!
you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
you give me reason to live
you can leave your hat on
Are we talking about music to have sex by?
Why not the Glorious Ninth by Ludwig Von or else the 1812 Overture?
husker,
During that somewhat disappointing concert in honor of Liz II's half century on the throne, Tom Jones did a sizzling version of Leave Your Hat On.
Kept waiting for Cocker himself to come out ... made the show (particularly after that rather luke warm girl wrapped in a black towel or what ever it was). Did miss John Lennon whose absence loomed large.
I don't know, Algis, those cannons firing on cue might be a little intimidating for some...
macsm,
I'm not Algis but we have the same avatar.
Hey! Algis! Why did you pick the cow? I picked it because there is nothing I like better to soothe my soul than driving out to the country to look at cows.
plainoldme! I'm sorry! I know that you both have that avatar, I should have checked!
