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Joe (and he's off!) Nation

 
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 05:30 pm
JPB wrote:
AH! You beat me to it, Joe. I was just coming to search for this thread and bump it up to start the virtual cheering section.

What time does your race start tomorrow?



JPB : I had to look back through 150 pages of my crappy posts to find it!!

The race starts at 7:00AM, but we must be in our corrals by 6:30 which means you get to the start area about six, then run a bit to warm up, try to find the shortest line at the porta-potties and then stretch--if you can find three square feet of elbow room. THEN you go stand by the poster that says whatever pace per mile you expect to run, "Five Minutes per Mile" (No, those people are all Whippets on two legs), "Eight Minutes per Mile" (No, those are all people over the age of sixty-five who have been running since they were twenty-two and who will grind you into the ground if you try to stay with them.) "10:00 Minutes per Mile" (Ah, this is more like it. A lot of very healthy looking folks, but a few paunchy guys and some women with extra heavy duty shock absorbers, just my style.

Then you stand there for the next twenty-three minutes while they salute all the sponsors --Salute!-- mention a bunch of the top volunteers --Yea!!!!-- and basically crow over the fact that they managed to get 10,000 people to pay sixty bucks to punish themselves for a couple of hours. (applause)

Anybody in New York, please come down to Times Square about seven thirty.

{Yes!! We are running around Central Park (one and a half times) then down through Times Square and over to the West Side Highway down to Battery Park.}


I'll buy breakfast for whoever yells "Joe Nation"

Joe(I'll be the guy in the white baseball cap.)Nation
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JPB
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 05:40 pm
7:00 AM, that's 6:00 my time. Unfortunately, I'm actually up by then. The loud yell you'll hear from the west will be me.

Have a great race, Joe. I know you can do it!
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 05:59 pm
Joe--

I hope the weather holds--or that you can outdistance the raindrops and dodge the lightning.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 26 Aug, 2006 06:22 pm
What raindrops?

What weather?

Joe(what the...)Nation
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JPB
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 05:19 am
Run, Joe, Run!
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 06:42 am
getcher bloody arse moving
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JPB
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 06:51 am
Just looked at the radar map for NYC. Ugh! Sorry, Joe (he's gonna be a drowned rat) Nation.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 07:52 am
With a bit of luck, he'll be damped down but not discouraged.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 10:58 am
Still waiting for the results, but I was really close to 2:20:00. We'll see.

Very cool thing was having a rabbit to run with, actually two of them, two elite members of the NY Road Runners holding balloons and wearing tee-shirts that said "10:40 mile Follow me." These two people who normally do a half marathon in an hour and twenty were there to run in the rain for people wanting to do two hours and twenty minutes.

I, of course, sprinted ahead and had my fastest lap of Central Park ever, (six miles in 54:10) but then struggled a bit in the long downhill down the West Side Highway.

I finished and I didn't have anything left to give. I finished right with the rabbits.

They were handing out popsicles at one of the tables.
I haven't had a popsicle since 1966.
They were the best two popsicles I ever had.


Joe(it only rained hard for about ten minutes)Nation
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 11:16 am
Hooray!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 11:22 am
Wonderful.

What flavor popsicles?
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 11:32 am
Three cheers for Joe and two cheers for each Rabbit.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 01:27 pm
My hero.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 01:58 pm
YAY!!!!
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JPB
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 03:34 pm
Ditto, YAY!!!!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 04:10 pm
ossobuco wrote:
Wonderful.

What flavor popsicles?


STILL cannot get onto the results page Twisted Evil Maybe by nine PM after everyone else has gotten theirs... .

They were Raspberry on the outside and some kind of orange-lemony inside and Strawberry with an unidentified but delicious taste. Mango?

One thing that happens to me when I'm running is all my senses get huge.
I hear parts of conversations from ten yards away: "...backers want to pay eight dollars an hour... ." "How much?" "Eight dollars an hour plus they get a meal, but I told them there is no way... ." "No kidding!" "the hotel is ... ."

I can smell the grass and the leaves, there is a rusty smell to trees that are changing colors, down near the carriage rides the aroma of wet horse manure was particularly deep this morning.

And I start to see every little thing on the road. Now, part of that is self-preservation when you are in the middle of twenty thousand swinging elbows, but I'm talking about acorns.

Acorns (God's Little Ballbearings) have begun to appear everywhere on the paths and roadways of Central Park and if you think my 199 pound foot can crush such things like an egg, which is what I thought, you'd be just a surprised as I was to find out that some of them have the mass and tensile strength of diamonds. They roll very well as your foot strikes them, but never straight ahead, always on a left or right vector, the better to pull the ligaments of your knee down over your socks.

So your brain, my brain, all the ten thousand brains start watching out for acorns and while you are doing this you are watching out for the four girls who are running in lockstep and blocking the middle of the road, the fellow who keeps grabbing at his shorts as if they had something alive in them and this guy. Larry the Lighthouse http://www.larrythelighthouse.com/_borders/logo1.JPG

Yes. Larry was running with us this morning and he was lit.

So there you are, music blasting in your ears - ("Its the End of the Word as We Know It by REM- great running song,) the smells are all around, (huge perfume on the huge blond and there is just a hint of salt water coming from the Hudson) the real water tastes wonderful, so refreshing and you are avoiding both Larry and the acorns when you begin to see the other hazards on the roadway. Not just the water puddles and the cracks in the pavement, about four miles into any race, people start to drop stuff. Extra water bottles, lip balms (those will take you for a ride), lots of hair scrunchgies and the occasional, I kid you not, hair brush. Who runs with a hair brush? I've seen three or four so far and, unless the volunteers are placing them on the pavement, some runners want to look their extra best for someone at the end of the run.

But the final problem of this morning was paint. Crosswalk paint. Nice, shiny white paint. Easy to see and, when wet, slicker than deer guts on a doorknob. I thought for awhile it was just me who had to tippee-toe across each section of crosswalk down the West Side Highway, but later I heard some people talking about how they almost took a dive with only two miles to go.

More later.
Going to have a steak for dinner. And Mozzarella Cheese with fresh Basil and a little of the good olive oil.

Then I am walking up the hill to the 24 Hour Grocery to see if they have any popsicles.

Joe(Is there such a thing as runZen?)Nation
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 04:30 pm
You make it so real to the reader, Joe.

Acorns. I bet they ride like Liquidambar seedballs did back in Los Angeles. Wheee! The seedballs have the additional quality of ruining your patellar skin if they'd gotten buried in your garden and you knee one while weeding..

Do you have to sign some weasel note re suing the city when you sign up for the race?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 05:36 pm
Okay. It's official. 2:21:18. (which is seven minutes faster than in practice and 1:18 off my goal. 10:47 pace per mile. I'm going to pick that up as I lose some more weight.

My age graded time is 1:55:22 which is NYRR magic for saying that if I was thirty years younger I would have beaten two hours. Um, I never know what to make of that.

I think there should be a Weight graded class. Afterall, we truck-shaped men and women haul more cargo the same distance, shouldn't we get something for that?

I never read the permission letter agreements, I'm sure it says that even if the city serves poisoned water at the fuel stops, it's still my fault. It's like being married to my first wife every time.

Joe(I beat 48 percent of the fogies in my age group)Nation
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 05:40 pm
Wowie zowie! Tons to be proud of there (and a great account to boot).
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sun 27 Aug, 2006 05:41 pm
Very respectable times--both for today and for the hypothetical retrospective run.

Did you collect an early acorn for a pocket piece?
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