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Sun 23 Oct, 2005 10:30 pm
Riddle:
How could a baby fall out of a twenty-story building and live??
It was on the ground floor of the building.
That's what you call a "bouncing baby!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Let me go shoot myself.
The baby fell out of a 20-story building that was on a small moon with low gravity. When the baby touched down, it wasn't ground he touched, but a large pool of Jello. And so the baby doesn't drown in the Jello, we'll just say Jim Carry comes to the rescue out of nowhere and saves the baby.
This is a stupid riddle.
and how I shoot myself in a head and live ?
The gun was empty, haha
Maybe somebody caught it just as it fell!!
I know this question was a joke, but it reminded me of an olf "Natural History" article about cats surviving falls from buildings over 7 stories tall. The survival rate from falls from these tall buildings was much higher than from shorter buildings. The theory being that after 7 stories the cat reaches terminal velocity and is no longer accelerating and therefore relaxes with its legs spread eagle, and this slows the rate of descent. Cats that fell from over 7 stories suffered mostly from fractured jaws and ribs.
Maybe that's what it was.......... a baby cat, that's how it survived.
he fell out of a very small library window hence the 20 stories he survived it.
fell out the door
was attached to a bungee cord
was sky diving
had parachute
fell out of ground floor window
baby landed on feet and crushed its legs pelvis and lower spine in front of an neo natal emergancy response van that was taking a cofie break and neo natil paramedics administed morphen, to the baby as soon as they saw what happend, set up blood drips and platlet drips, and administerd clotting agents as soon as they saw what happend (in theroy survival is poossible like this but ushually the shock to the infant from the extreme pain ushually kills them
it was not a human baby but infact a baby bird of some kind and it was just lucky it decided to try and fly then
the 7 story building was in a low gravity enviroment
the 7 story building was inflatible and made out of plastic and located in a play area wear the flow was coverd in bouncy soft material
the 7 story building was a model and not a full scale building
some one on the ground caought the baby
they landed on there bum whle wearing extra thick disposible diaper full of poop and pee (the poop and the pee would make the diaper more shock absorbing since the poop would act like a spring while the pee would act like suspenshion) the resulteing injury would just be a crushed pelvis and possibly broken legss
they landed on there bum whle wearing extra thick cloth diaper full of poop and pee (the poop and the pee would make the diaper more shock absorbing since the poop would act like a spring while the pee would act like suspenshion bot both the poop and the pee would work to a lesser extent in a cloth diaper resulting in slightly more server injuurys)) the resulteing injury would just be a crushed pelvis and possibly broken legss
an act of god
the baby fell from the 7story building and was caught by some one looking out of a window on one of the lower floors
It is not the fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end of the fall!