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Pet Gender Identification/Sexuality Issues.

 
 
cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 8 May, 2003 10:54 pm
Hmm...mine didn't....maybe I was lucky Embarrassed
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2003 04:58 pm
Light a candle for Jill.
The huge neighbor dog, Tiny the Rottweiler, tunnelled under our electrified fence--lured, we thought because Jill is in heat.

As my family made a mad scramble toward the clump of yapping doggies to save Jill from sexual advances--Tiny mounted Jack.

Shocked

Jack looks at us sheepishly.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2003 05:18 pm
This is getting silly....is Mars a gay planet?
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2003 07:10 pm
The females are seasonal, ya know.
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wenchilina
 
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2003 10:07 pm
Our boy humps other males to attempt to display his prowess as big bad pimp of the pooch herds .... he's just lacking the bling bling collar. Laughing
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Adele
 
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Reply Sat 6 Sep, 2003 12:17 am
I remember when I was around 5, our old dog Roscoe attacked my leg everytime he could hear me jumpin' up on the back porch.
Thank goodness I was quick.....and he was old. hahaha :wink:
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Sat 6 Sep, 2003 05:31 am
Sofia wrote:
I just feel badly for Jill. She's a lovely, clean pretty dog, as dogs go. Yet, the boys love one another almost exclusively. I am beginning to think they are all confused.

Ranger goes both ways, but Jack is exclusively homosexual. Poor Jill watches them, and tries to mount Ranger every so often. Yet, she dassn't have that part...

Aha!
If you want dirty behavior, they have to *be* dirty.
The smelly dog sends out the most signals,
and the nose is such a big part of a dog's sensory feast.

If Jill is clean and pretty, she's not very sensual. Or active.
She obviously won't go all the way on the first date, just not the type.
No sense (literally) in going after a dog that doesn't smell hardly at all.

Yet the boys are so odorific, even Jill goes after them!

Dogs love to pull rank :wink:
because love stinks.
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