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RHYME THIS!

 
 
BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 05:59 pm
And she said, "now say that again, young man, I quite liked that."
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jaypeedee
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 06:21 pm
BlaiseDaley wrote:
And she said, "now say that again, young man, I quite liked that."


Gee, I'm sorry, Kicky, looks like your mom is a flirt.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 06:28 pm
But at least she doesn't eat dirt.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 06:33 pm
What the heck does it all mean
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 06:35 pm
The only way to know is to read the lines between
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jaypeedee
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 06:43 pm
kickycan wrote:
The only way to know is to read the lines between


The lines between? Do you mean cleavage?
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 06:50 pm
kicky, maybe this would work better if
you rhymed with the person above you,
then start a new line for the next person to rhyme below you
This way, everyone gets to rhyme


but he drank so much and began to heavage

as the room swirled round as he hit the floor




<Â…just a thought>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 07:08 pm
Yeah, let's do that, colorbook.

(I was in a very lazy mood when I started this game)

as the room swirled round as he hit the floor
the bartender yelled, "You're broke, you lout, I can't serve you no more!"

But he didn't hear the bartender, cuz he was passed out cold
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 07:12 pm
When a lady in the corner, started washing off the mold

It was just another Friday at the Soak-n-Suds Bar
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 07:17 pm
The band was playing, Big Pete was showing his scar

all the regulars were there, camped out with their drinks
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 07:22 pm
while the barmaid was taking orders, then throwing them in the sink.

Nasty comments came from sailors, liquored up with vodka shots
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 07:25 pm
and then Rosy Larue said, "Hey boys, wanna see my enormous cumquats?"

"Oh no," said Bartender Bill, "we'll have none of that."
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 07:29 pm
as Gus looked up at Rosy and slowly tipped his hat


It wasn't long there after, standing straight and tall
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 07:39 pm
That kicky came in, with both hands wrapped 'round his oversized left ball

"Aaah, lovely Rosy, how the hell have you been?"
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 09:33 pm
What is that...drool, that's dripping from your chin?

he then struck a match upon a bar stool to light is cigarette
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2005 01:42 am
Knowing this would be another night he'd rather soon forget

He double checked that he had cab fare back to his flat
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jaypeedee
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2005 09:50 am
Then sat next to a stranger and said, "Nice hat."

"Why, thank you," said the gent. "And I like your face."
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2005 09:53 am
So why dont you come over to my place?

To this the gent replied" Ahh boy, you are too young"
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2005 09:57 am
He laughed at the man, though the words they had stung..


A scream from outside caused all heads to turn
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 18 Oct, 2005 10:05 am
And the man in the corner who's loins did burn,

Turned again to the boy and said "Your place or mine?
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