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Thu 13 Oct, 2005 10:03 pm
Okay, simple premise; Keept the story going with something that rhymes. Two rhymes, and then you can start with some new word to rhyme.
For example...
this lady lived in a hole
And Frankie loves escarole
there's something crazy to learn
from a dreamer who can't help but yearn...
and so on...so here's how we start this thing.
The Deejay began his midnight show...
The Deejay began his midnight show
after hours he makes more dough
and he tells us all of his life
about how Slappy f#$ked his wife
But Slappy had such a small dick...
But Slappy had such a small dick...
That she beat him with a stick
and she preferred feminine men so she turned over to Kick...
But kick's member was way too thick...
But kick's member was way too thick...
So she decided not to lick
so she decided not to lick
and instead decided to tell
So she dressess, and takes off to kicky's bar...
Where all the well-dressed crazies are...
but not before she happened to bail
and on the Kickyboat she needed to sail...
ut not before she happened to bail
Then she meets this hunk, come honey lets play night ball.
her phone rings, wait i got a call
"I'm so in love," says the whore du jour, smoking a Pall Mall...
...as she eats a big fat kilbasa and watches a movie, starring Lauren Bacall...
"Come on, bitch, just TRY ME!", said the actor in that scene at the mall...
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