What would Jesus do...?

Anyone got any other ideas, while we're still talking about this subject?

I'll be running this question for 1 more hour at most...so if you got ideas, hurry!

jesus would hop in his suv and split

OK, new question:

What would Jesus do if a person from the same gender would walk up to him and say "I love you"? (I sure don't know what I would do)

THIS IS A HARD ONE!

He would probably reply that He loved him too, but not in that way, and then firmly but with love tell him "Remove your hand from my ass my son, or draw back a nub".

Probably not the "Remove your hand from my ass my son, or draw back a nub" part...

Render unto Caesar....?

Thou must not covet thy neighbour's ass?

by that you mean...

I think he might say "I love you too. We do not need to be bonded because we already are. I am always with you."

Although I'm not of the same gender as Jesus, if he walked up to me and told me he loved me I'd tell him to go to Wal-mart where there are plenty of people who could appreciate it more than me.

LOL!

The problem with these kinds of questions is it's very easy to guess what Jesus would do in any given modern situation, he's Jesus after all….

If he won the lottery he would help good causes with it, he's a peaceful man so would avoid conflict, he would always try to help the 6th grader (I doubt he would go and beat up the 8th grader though, he may stop the beatings by taking them himself, self sacrifice….)

How about a more difficult one....

What would Jesus do if he lost his faith?


DeK (Devils Advocate )

Good point DeK! Welcome to A2K...you get 2 make up the new question!

I don't think that's possible because Jesus has inside information on how things are going to turn out, if you go for the whole story.

He might get impatient from time to time, but I don't see Him losing His faith.

Yeah, he's got faith in his genes, so he'd hang in there and bide his time

OK, let's move on. Next question:

What would Jesus do if he was driving his car through the desert east of California, and saw a poor bunker of a family next to the road? If he gives his car, he will die because of thirst and hunger, since he's in the desert. What would YOU do?

In tough situations like these, I prefer not to bring religion in the mix and ask "What would Jesus do?"

I find I solve most problems by taking a step back, then asking myself, "What would Adam Sandler do?"

Things usually iron themselves out pretty well after that, friends.

Um...Adam Sandler isn't quite Jesus you know...

thanks for the welcome TGR

It would be a selfish act for Jesus to give up his lift to save just one family when he could me saving the lives of many many more in the future. He would do whatever he could, get as many people in the car as possible OR give them the car, die and be reborn!

The benefits of being the son of god