Dear Punk-ass

So MMS, do you think larger bracelets & anklets & watchbands might sell on eBay? If they're relatively quick to make, eBay's a good place to just see if they'll sell.

How nice it would be to buy such things by actually measuring around one's wrist or ankle! What a novel idea, sort of like measuring a pant-leg's inseam!

Of course, I imagine you have ENOUGH stuff to do right now, eh?

Oh, and shoes! You know those big clunky black things they make now with high heels, gads they look horrid in larger sizes, don't you think? When I try them on, I look like a Telephone Lineman who's thinking about becoming a transvestite.

Suddenly, the song "Wichita Lineman" is in my head.

LOL@Jespah...

Borris, I thought about EBAY, which I did for awhile with some depression glass I had. I found it to be more trouble than it was worth dealing with. You'd be surprised at how many people will try to gig ya over the cost of mailing! After a few dealings with people trying to cheat ya, I give up. Figured enough was enough...lol

I did at one time have my own website, which displayed everything I had at the time...I lost interest with fooling with it, it was a bust.

BUT...thats what I was doing...measuring wrist and ankles before making the jewelry. There were many women that bought it because of that....it actually fit.

Humm, may have to get my lil boxes back out and start again! LOL

Love this fashion commentary, keep going ladies.

just want to jump in a sec re the grocery store post.

Yeah, the people who stand there with their cart perpendicular to the aisle, staring at the capers, deciding if they should get the regular or petite, does this take up so much of your thought process that you are unconsicous of the mass your body and shopping cart take up?

Actually, the people who insist on stopping their carts when they are parrell to another cart, and then wander off are worse I think. Not only are you unaware of yourselves, but of others around you.

The dairy/egg section of the market is the worst for some reason. It's like L.A. freeway traffic at 5pm.

I leave my cart at the end cap of an aisle, then walk down one aisle and up the next, picking up my choices, putting them in my cart, then moving the cart down 2 or 3 aisles.

I know supermarkets want you to stop and look at things, but for instance in the dairy aisle, we all know what we want, it's just that everyone wants to get it.
I think about how that area of the store can be better designed. Maybe like the luggage pickup at the airport. The entrance to that section could be made to small for your cart to pass through, and there could be a parking area for your cart, while you go in, browse, get your dairy stuff, and then leave the area. Having little kids in the cart would be a problem, since you wouldn't want to leave them alone. Hmmmmm. Ideas?

I think people are just way to attached to their cart. I laugh at my self sometimes. I'll be pushing the cart and see something I want to get a closer gander at. I'll find myself stepping back to look, but realize I'm keeping one hand on the cart, like it's going to fly off by itself if I let go.

I come back later with my views on the fashion industry.

Love the Shopping Cart stories, Chai Tea!

My shopping annoyance is mostly folks who have to talk on their cell phones while grocery shopping, standing right in front of whatever I want to buy.

They're always saying something like, "But there ISN"T ANY cat food in a blue box!"

Oh, and Jespah started a new thread for all our fashion annoyances (and wow, we have lots)... the Sisterhood of Big-Footed Women thread here in General. Been having so much fun whining on that thread!

Dear fat punk bitch who, on the sales floor, after whining because I wrote up a sale on a customer who couldn't find you, actually stepped in between me and a customer and started pitching them.

squinney and I are going to make a point of double teaming your ups and writing them. We already wrote a 2000.00 sale that was obviously yours when you turned your back and that's just the beginning you fat piece of ****.

bears are friendly until riled and then not to be f**ked with, as you are going to learn.

Oh yes, the gravity-defying cart. Lived with a guy (he was my roommate, not a boyfriend) during Law School who insisted that I drive the shopping cart every time we went food shopping, as, for some bizarre reason, it was not a manly exercise. I always found that to be silly and we hardly ever shopped together as a result. So, he'd come home with whatever he could carry, as he wouldn't use a freakin' cart, not even the little hand basket thingies. Then, when he got a girlfriend, he used to have D___ do the shopping cart driving and would come home with a lot more food. And then she and I would cook and bond and laugh about this silliness. Poor P___ never knew what hit him, I think.

Take my husband shopping! Thats enough to rile you up!

If we hit Wal-Mart, the minute we go through the door, he does wind sprints to Sporting Good. LOL


Ok...ya'll wanna know what I really hate about shoppers?

This is going to sound HORRIBLE, but I get pissed everytime I see one! And as bad as this is...I'm being judgemental on someone that might be alot like myself. I have never lied and stated that I was thin girl...I'm a big ole gal...but DAMNIT!!!

You got them WOMEN that wiegh 400 pounds riding one of those electric scooters in WAL-MART because her ASS is to big to walk down the aisle to get that box of TWINKIES!!!!!

COME ON........GET OFF YOUR ASS AND WALK!!! Just like the rest of us!!!

That DAMN SCOOTER isn't going to make that AISLE to the TWINKIES and that AISLE to the CHIPS and that aisle to get that COKE that you just know deep down in your heart that you can't live without!!

If they'd give that crap up for awhile, they wouldn't need that DAMNED SCOOTER!!

Awww, Am I bad...lol

(Deep sigh of relief)

I actually feel better now, I got that off my chest.

I have wanted to say that for SOOOOOOOOOO LONG!

Dear ***hole football player who beats his girlfriends,
whatever comes around goes aroung. You deserve whatever the other guys do to you when they all find out that you hit your girl friends. I hope you die a terrible death.

Dear asshole football player who beats his girlfriends,
whatever comes around goes aroung. You deserve whatever the other guys do to you when they all find out that you hit your girl friend also you will learn very quickly not to ever do that again
!!!. I hope you die a terrible death. Aslo dear ass hole judge who held it against me that i am a democrat and you a republican. You suck my non-existant balls. you are suppose to have no political opinions when judging!

Dear random old lady, that sits down right behind me, of all places, on any random vessel of public transportation. Next time you start going through your stupid plastic bag for 1/2 hour, to find a plastic bag of candy, each individually wrapped - in plastic and you start unwrapping them and sucking them, smacking your ole shaky toothless mouth, i swear i will turn around and stuff your head into your plastic bag until all the eggs break and stick to your face and all the bread crumbles and sticks to the eggs and flour bag rips and sticks to the bread and and and.... you get the picture. Why do people not believe in friggin tote bags here?!?! grrrrrrrrrr!

Dear 4 factory workers who line up just out side the door and smoke. The point of smoking outside is so that I DON"T HAVE TOP BREATHE YOUR FOUL STENCH. Lining up right outside the door so that i have to walk through the bunch of you to get in DEFEATS THE ****!ING PURPOSE!!!

GOT TO HELL PUNK A$$ BASTIDS!

Dear punk ass woman from Austin Texas who wrote this -
http://austin.craigslist.org/rnr/101722753.html

then responded with this -
http://austin.craigslist.org/rnr/101795835.html


Can I simply say that I wish you the same fate?
No... because you wont jump over someones fence looking for food. And besides, I dont wish pain on stupid animals like yourself.
I can only hope this is some sick joke.
That you really dont think that your plants justify an animal hanging by its neck on your fence.You said before that they are eating your landsacpe and it costs you hundreds of dollars. You keep planting things in your yard that THEY EAT..and they keep eating them...you plant more.. they eat more.. and they KEEP coming back. whos the dumbass?
You complain about the deer in your back yard, yet you move to the ONE PART of the city where they are.. ?
You complan about there being an over population of deer , yet you bought a house that has more land then you need. That loss of land is why they are in your yard. They have no where to go. People build on top of what little forrest there is for them TO live in , then wonder why they are in ther yard .

You also said you are a successful corporate executive? Really....? For some reason this sounds like a childish attempt at trying to define yourself. Basically.. you are a paper pusher. High paid receptionist.. at best ?

And let me guess, your statement about " they eat my plants" is going to be defended with something arrogant and self centered like - It is about land value..- huh?

You said that economic reasons are why you have a small fence ? Didnt you just say you were successful? I thought you were an executive? With all of that education you claim to have you should have some sort of financial sense as well . You should know how to save money for things you need. But you dont.

So you knowingly throw up a fence that isnt effective for your needs , then complain about it.


Uuuhh... yeah..



Yes animals can be destructive to your land. Yes they are every where.
Yes cleaning up after them can be expencive. Yes they can be annoying.
No. That doesnt justify the glory you took in that animal hanging from your fence.
Then complain about how long it took for it to die? And you truthfully wonder why people wish you the same fate?

You are essentially fighting with animals that have no sense. You are watching one hang from your fence thinking " that will teach it to come in here"
Deer are dumb animals.. it takes an even Dumber animal to try to " teach it a lesson"


go f**k yourself

she's probably from someplace else in this country.

you know, those people who come here and try to tell you how we should do things like where they just came from?

when I get someone like that, I listen to their griping for awhile, and then ask them, really nice and all, like I'm serious "So, when are you moving back"?

When they give me the evil eye I say, "well since you obviously hate it here so much, why would you stay"?

Lakeway Corporate Executives. I bet about 1% were even born in the state.

Oh my.

Oh my is right.

this womans mindset is just amazing isnt it..

Deer punk-ass that has made such a mess of my fence... er .... sorry, wrong thread.