Dear punk-ass consumers of mass-media... thank you so much for demanding pablum and soap operas instead of gritty, hard-hitting news. Now I don't have to think.
Dear punk-ass drivers, thank the FSM that not all people are as anti-social as you. You deserve to wait behind SUVs, and I hope you get stuck again today.
Having a tough day DrewDad?
Do you need Shewolf and I to come over and give you some big sloppy wet kisses and grill cheese sammichs?
Shewolf, start hitting up the frying pan, I'm coming over with butter and velveeta.
Do you have any bread?
Anti-social.....Huh?
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OK, I surrender. Just keep your icky germs to yourself....
I'll take the Velveeta, though.
I was just on kicky's thread about a booger he has stuck in the back of his throat.
he needs to keep blowing until something that looks like your FSM comes out of his nose.
HA!
Good thing the Atkins diet craze is over, or Atkins men would come over an stomp your avatar.
To the punk-ass republican guy on npr today who noted that the Rita relief effort (?) run by the TX governor (R) was better handled than that done by the LA Governor (D) after Katrina - well, duh! The US gov.'s response was better the second time around too, ya dumb shite.
On merging into freeway traffic, lallygagging is not good, but sometimes timing can be screwy.
I'm a many year veteran of Los Angeles freeways, some of the world's most testing - I drive cool, but I can still occasionally thank my lucky stars when things work out.. Many of the major freeway entrances are now timed with signals to facilitate sane entering and offramping.
Not everybody is equally ept, some are more inept than others, and are aware of it, and that may be part of why some have this giant bulldozer auto.
Some prefectly good drivers can be having bad days. Live long enough, you'll get this. People have terrible headaches, stressful problems, may have stomach cramps, may be just leaving the doctor's or going to it, may see their marriage falling apart, may feel unusually careful, or the opposite, too damn cocky.
I have had two fairly close friends that made me nervous to drive with, as the pair of them had a constant chatter of how lame every one else was and worked to get ahead in their smooth drivingness.
He's dead now, not from a car accident. But really, the whole why can't everyone glide like me thing is a kind of arrogance of health and wellbeing.
On the other hand, where I used to live, I'd see a good eight or ten imbecilic moves within a few blocks, so I am not without disgusted comments myself. Just think rage about it is not particularly useful.
Dear punk ass
you just responded to my add and you have the nerve to ask if it is about sex? What the hell? How did you get sex from h-o-u-s-e-k-e-e-p-i-n-g?
Can you not spell?
What are you ? Some lazy ass , broke dick, no wife, sweaty , hairy, disgusting excuse for a human being? How DARE you proposition me in an email.
You are a sad excuse for a man.
The next time you take your little penis between your thumb and forefinger with an attempt to masturbate something you probally can not even see because of your beer belly, I hope you cant finish.
sick f--k
Yeah you tell 'em shewolf, that is one sick person
BTW, I have a cool animated gif of a wolf howling in the moonlight...I'll post here it if you are interested
i would like to see it.
you wouldnt BELIEVE the detail in which this man went in to in this email..
holy crap
and the really screwed up part.. it wasnt even "good" writting.. know what i mean?
>sigh<
Is it possible that it could have been a joke from someone on a2k?
On your resume thread, I remember seeing the ad and also a link for interested employers to apply.
I think this would make a great avatar
Nuts. I'm sorry you got that email.
Which brings up, did you or will you now open up a new email address with yahoo or whatever, just for the ad
shewolfnm wrote:Dear punk ass
you just responded to my add and you have the nerve to ask if it is about sex? What the hell? How did you get sex from h-o-u-s-e-k-e-e-p-i-n-g?
Can you not spell?
What are you ? Some lazy ass , broke dick, no wife, sweaty , hairy, disgusting excuse for a human being? How DARE you proposition me in an email.
You are a sad excuse for a man.
The next time you take your little penis between your thumb and forefinger with an attempt to masturbate something you probally can not even see because of your beer belly, I hope you cant finish.
sick f--k
Sometimes I'll browse the classifieds on Sundays, it's interesting to see what people are selling or buying. Lots of wierdness.
I've seen ads placed by people who are advertising housekeeping, but it's a thinly veiled ad offering sex.
Can remember exactly, but one was offering housekeeping, shopping and other "personal" services.
I get a kick out of the personels: Old pot-bellied fart, 68, seeking petite blond female, 18 to 25 for travel, dining, conversation.
god
Dear stupid parking lot attenedant.... maybe you should have posted the prices in then entrance and then I would have known that it cost money to park there... maybe you should have thought that I was going into the hospital and something is wrong and the last thing on my mind is paying five dollar to park.... thanks for making us leave the liscense with you, drive to an atm in a bad part of Boston, drive all the way back and then not take our money... telling us you were teaching us a lesson... take your head out of your ass and be considerate of others you f*cking pr*ck
i DO have an email just for responces to my add.
it links directly through the post.
Though, i am not sure that was an email sent as a joke.. in fact I would bet it wasnt. It was too.. explicit, and actually had $$ prices for .. well.. hand jobs, cleaning naked.. etc. What the PERSON was willing to pay.. ( grrrrr!!! )
though, you are right Chai, even on that webstie RIGHT NOW there are ads that are strictly for ' sexy cleaners"
I thought I had deliberatly made my add dull and blah enough to ward that kind of thinking off but oh well.. It takes all kinds.
It pissed me off because, so far I have 2 evening jobs...only one is regular ( over 6 months) and 2 weekend jobs. One is going to be several hours at a TIME- and this one was another evening job. So i was excited at the thought of having more then 4 jobs..
If it were not so UN-public friendly.. i would post it.
hehehe
but I would surely be restricted. This was enough of a 'perv letter' for even ME .. to not be able to take it.. > grumble grumble< sick f--k
can you edit out the worst parts, or substitute the word PANTS for any words unprintable?
then we can use our imagination whenever we we PANTS.
"need young woman who can handle scrubbing large PANTS and PANTS my PANTS while I PANTS pictures of your PANTS.
ok i can do that..
let me work on it for a minute..
ill post it after bean and i have breakfast
maybe then i can stomach it..
>shudder<
Quote:I am interested in your services.
I need a woman who is going to comply with my rules
I dont want any ' i love you' stuff either.
I just want someone to be for me and that is it.
No out drawn play, no long nights..if i call you, it will be simple and easy. - a description of his pants was here-
A little idea
I dont really like company of women. I was married once. So now i just want an hour vist here and there
to take care of my needs. Nothig more. Please dont spend your time trying to get off. I pay you. It is about me
I dont like selfish women. This is for me, and i dont want more then my own - pants being used-
besides, you are not the one who has to clean the mattress. Womens -- leaking pants --- are messier then mens. and i dont
want that.
I want someone who can try ---insert pants or wedgee idea here, and a rather detailed description---. You dont have to worry
I am not huge. But this is what I want to pay you for. So business relationships needs duties written out.
I may also need you to actually clean up some too. It would be nice to have someone clean my house.
If you are over weight that is fine. But if you are a butch looking woman , im sorry to take up
email space.
If you want to comply with my rules for the job then I can offer you double what you are offering and
promise to keep it under one hour . .. but remember, this is about me since i am paying you so i may want
other things at times. If that scares you then dont answer.
I have had my vasectomy and have a reciept . I do not have a disease and have a doctor note to show you
I dont wear condoms they -insert pants and chaffing idea here- so it is up to you if you want to use something.
That is the job.
Take it or leave it.
there it is..
touched up, but you get the general " idea"
sick-f--k
