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Dear punk asshole who nearly rammed me in the ass last night
**** you !

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Dear dumbass who didn't stop for the stop sign and glared at me after I skidded within an inch of his quarterpanel, fekk off! And to his twit of a girlfriend, if it really didn't bother you, than I guess you two deserve eachother.

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Dear jerk -
My baby used signlanguage to communicate with me and you stared at her , rolled your eyes and moved away because she was ' too close' to you..

get bent
jerk.

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dear dip sh*t who felt he could pull out without even checking to see if anyone was coming (i was), i hope you rot in hell

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Dear idiot runners-
You always ALWAYS run in the middle of the small street in this neighborhood that has NO LIGHTS and have the nerve to flip off the drivers when THEY swerve to MISS YOU because YOU are not using the DAMN ASS SIDE WALK

I hope you get splashed with the slimiest , NASTIEST street water around. I hope the cars that splash you are as big as a HUMMER and you can not get the rotten water smell out of your dumb ass running shoes

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dear cool kid in the grocery store making fun of the challenged kid who works there (behind his back of course, you are so brave), i hope you get hit by a bus

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dear dipshit who yanked the ill leucothoe from it's hole last week, even though I told you we should wait until next year before taking action, and even though you could have cut it down to the ground rather than pulling up it's roots, nice job - you just wasted $25, ya tightwad.

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Dear teeny bopper (punk-ass), pay attention to the road and come out of that cell phone coma. You did not notice that your car swerved and almost sideswiped a car full of school children...it was a near miss! One of these days you're sure to have an accident and with any luck no one will be killed. But you, on the other hand, will be so severely injured, that the only way you will be able to talk on your cell phone again, is by holding on to it between the cheeks of your a$$.

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shewolfnm wrote:

Dear jerk -
My baby used signlanguage to communicate with me and you stared at her , rolled your eyes and moved away because she was ' too close' to you..

get bent
jerk.

You, too? People give us the oddest looks when we talk and sign to our newborn.

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shewolfnm wrote:

Dear punk **** who nearly rammed me in the ass last night

TMI?

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Dear dumbie who came to a dead stop in a 60-mph zone to let someone pulling out get in front of you: Lucky for you, my brakes work fine, even when smashed to the floor. Unfortunately my heart was smashed to the floor as well.

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>giggle<

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Ok f*ck face....thanks for giving us (the pedistrians) the shitty eye and honking your horn at the guy in front of you when we were crossing the parking lot to get to work. Not like we stopped to tie our shoe...

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Thanks for the sounding board shewolf, it feels good to get this stuff off your chest :wink:

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yeah DD, we get the same thing.
I get people who approach and tell me things like " she is special".. or the famous.. " shes gods special child"... Rolling Eyes

if it isnt a responce like it, it is the shun..the stares

I cant stand it sometimes

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Dear dumb ass austin drivers-

Highway on ramps are NOT the place to STOP and wait for traffic to clear. If you are too timid and dont know how to enter the highway, then take the access road. Stop scaring us regular drivers into slamming on our brakes to avoid slamming you in the rear end..

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Dear idjits in the 2 cahs who decided to speed by on Route 128 while I was trying to merge,

The limit is not 80. And where the hell where you possibly rushing to at 6:20 this morning????!?!?!?! To get a bagel at the offramp.

Trust me, idjits, the bagels will still be there at 6:30 AM.

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Dear IRS agent, thanks for looking at me with those terrified eyes and trying to scream through the duct tape over your mouth, as the first shovelful of dirt hit your friggin' chest.

COULDN'T YOU SEE THAT I WAS BUSY SHOVELING!!!!

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"God's special child!"?????

THE NERVE!!!!

<Trying to think up a snappy response...>

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my snappy responce is
" in your religion, all children are special. Too bad you focus on imagined disabilities before you focus on the child. Maybe next time you will realize that all children are special"

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