Dear Punk-ass

i know
i dont see how i could resist..

but i wil give the man this
he is HONEST

Are there weridos out there... uh yeah.

My sister lives in NY and placed an ad on Craigs list for a new roommate. She got this guy that wanted to be her and her other roommates slave. He said he would do whatever they told him to do, no questions asked. He just really loved being subservient. He even gave references to two girls he lived with in LA. They had him give them all of his paycheck and only gave him a small allowance. Could only be naked or wear girls panties while in the house. Did all the cleaning. All the cooking. And whatever else they told him to do. He didn't care about the apartment... he just wanted to be a slave.

ROFLMAO

Wow!

Well, whaddya know. I never knew Kicky had lived in LA.

i guess i could have included his "" price list""
in that letter..
I mean.. he said that he would pay extra for small "favors"
25 for a -suck pants-
and some other kinds wierd stuff..


sorry ... dude couldnt afford me
he would have to pay me 25 bucks just to look at the swells of my breasts with my damn shirt ON

Ya gotta wonder how one of those girls would explain the situation if she ever gets a boyfriend ... like, "hey hon, this is my roommate and eh, ..."

They probably just called ahead and told him to leave and not come back until she told him to. No questions asked.

Plus... it is LA. It isn't so strange coming from there.

wow

I'm sitting here wondering what random person that you talk to during the day is this guy.

maybe it's the postman

maybe it's the gas station attendant

maybe it's the guy that works at the adult book store at the end of the street.

The pervert is a person in the neighborhood,
In the neighborhood,
In the neighborhooooood.
He's a person that you meet each day.

LOL So true!

I left out his description of where at in town he lives
basically.. he claims to be able to watch people spin under the tree of lights during winter time..


and that was his description.
That is how i figure.. he isnt a " joker"..
he was pretty serious..

Dear punk-ass motherf*cking piece of useless **** that left a goddammed pen in the dryer at the laundromat, ruining a couple of my shirts and shorts, not to mention my favorite new shirt...

Your stupidity just cost me almost half my laundry, and if I ever find you, I will rip your f*cking worthless head off and shove it up your ass so far that you'll be able to lick your own esophagus , you f*cking moron!

Sincerely,

Kicky

I dont feel much anger being released. Instead its like a wrench fault zone where strain is imperceptably building up until a huge mega quake occurs.

Serenity NOW (repeat until the whole thing passes)

Hey kick, dja ever just look into the dryer before you use it?

OH MY GOD! THAT MUST BE MY NEIGHBOR JEFF!
That Jeff is one weird f*ck!

Did he say what he would do while watching people spin?
He probably watches little girls spin until they fall over with their little legs in the air and their skirts over their heads.

He probably hides in the tunnel of the Zilker Zephyr and jumps out shakin' his thang at the little kids screaming "I am the Zilker Zephyr Bridge Troll! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Other than that, Jeff's a pretty nice guy. I never knew that about him.

Of course not. Are you saying that I was asking for it?

(I think I like this post!)

Dear Lil Miss Bitch that I have to deal with on a daily basis.

She that is handed everything on a silver platter.

She that thinks she's the Queen of Sheba and crowds should part when she enters into a room.

She that wants to cause trouble at the drop of a hat, cause someone said something that didn't suit her!

SHE that wants to correct ADULTS and has gotten in some of their faces, over stupidity!

She that has NO RESPECT for herself or any others!

She that wants to be ANGRY.......and PETTY!

Wants to be nasty to those less fortunate!

Wants to wreck havoc in her fathers relationship!

She that hid the fact that HER Mother(she's single) was having an AFFAIR with a MARRIED MAN WITH FOUR KIDS!!!! And got pissed off at the person that CAUGHT THEM........."they needed to be left alone, cause they are "happy"".

I hope that you..YES YOU...YOU LIL BITCH..REAP what you SOW......I hope you have a half a dozen lil bitches just like YOU and you have to sleep with one eye open at night for fear of them! Paybacks are HELL! And what goes around comes around!!!


(SIGH..........that makes ya feel better)

dunno Chai..
is he divorced?
42?
Brown hair?
Anal?
woman hater?

if so tell him i said HIYYA!, punk - ass...

Shewolf......in the ideal world, it would be good to send him a positive response to his offer, get his address ........and plaster his immediate neighbourhood with copies of his email to you....with the addition of his address at the bottom.

But.......hey ho, it is probably wise to back off from the wierdo.

Wouldnt a real punk-ass have its ass hairs dyed in wild colours?

(Dry-soaping 'em in a mohawk would probably cause some practical difficulties)