Fri 4 Apr, 2003 03:24 pm
Since everyone today's on a huge riddle kick, I'm going to throw out one of my brain busters. This one has been passed down generations, started by my great-great grandfater, Jerimiah Doo Hoo.
You and your sister have the good time, but only touch by using flower petals.
Is this incest?
Depends what they're touching, and if it's flower petals or flower petal molecules.
How come you want soz's kidney?
You know how much those babies go for on the black market?
I took her as a sucka', but she's a tough cookie.
I'll close the deal though.
No profanity here, kapisch?
I don't know if I am PRO fanity, exactly - but I am certainly not AGAINST it - Slappy, if you want fanity, I say go for it.
Well heck, technobob. Shucks. Gosh to high heavens, I'll do my darndest not to offend you, my good techno-bobbing man.
Smeg is good for these occasions.
You're picture is scary too
No, because you are both bee's.