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FAME AT LAST!...........

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:28 am
Prince....she was quite taken with you. I felt quite affronted when she basically inferred that I couldn't be you, as I was not handsome enough.

Dejected, I tell you.

What is it that makes all the women swoon over gay guys?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:31 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:


And there was no steamy sex scene either.


Not in the middle of Curry's , there wouldn't be!



I thought you said it was in Bang and Orften. Its all part of positioning your equipment correctly...
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:33 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

I'm calling BS on the story. How would a lurker know who's who, and what country they're from? I wouldn't think this site is THAT interesting.


nah, there ARE lurkers. I lurked for months before i first posted and I know at least one active lurker right now. doesn't post but reads every now and then. that wouldn't surprise me much at all. the randomness of it all... yikes! although i am really not much different than in the real life (i really do have a ball of fire behind me at all times), so i wouldn't mind terribly meeting anyone who knew me online out of the blue, but it would still freak me out. she may have been a nice lady, but who knows WHO the other lurkers are. scrap that, yes, i would mind meeting someone out of the blue and would even consider lying. what if it's a psycho who's main mission in life is to find and eliminate Dagmaraka?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:34 am
BBB
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Why the hell didn't I think of that? That would have been BRILLIANT, but it's always the way that I am gobsmacked at important times, like when I'm in an argument and searching for a witty answer....and then think of a stunner at 3am the next morning.

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Gobsmack.

It's a fairly recent British slang term: the first recorded use is only in the eighties, though verbal use must surely go back further. The usual form is gobsmacked, though gobstruck is also found. It's a combination of gob, mouth, and smacked. It means "utterly astonished, astounded". It's much stronger than just being surprised; it's used for something that leaves you speechless, or otherwise stops you dead in your tracks. It suggests that something is as surprising as being suddenly hit in the face.

It comes from northern dialect, most probably popularised through television programmes set in Liverpool, where it was common. It's an obvious derivation of an existing term, since gob, originally from Scotland and the north of England, has been a dialect and slang term for the mouth for four hundred years (often in insulting phrases like "shut your gob!" to tell somebody to be quiet). It possibly goes back to the Scottish Gaelic word meaning a beak or a mouth, which has also bequeathed us the verb to gob, meaning to spit. Another form of the word is gab, from which we get gift of the gab.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:36 am
whats a lurker? Sounds like a cross between a greyhound and an a2ker.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:38 am
Chuff means fart in the USA? OOO-ER!

Personally, I have never heard the word used in this context in my part of the world.....mind you, the word sounds a bit northern, so maybe McTag can clarify, or is he, in actual fact, Scottish?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:40 am
This is so cool!

I had a sort of opposite one happen when I was talking to Bill in a general way about a housing co-op I used to live in and he started rattling off names of people who lived there right when I did... wha?!!! Turns out his sister and I were housemates! (Though, to my immense relief, especially since the place was clothes-optional, it appears Bill and I never met...)

I think I know who this American lady is by the way! Not so lurky as all that. Stories match up, though the person I have in mind is a bit younger I think...
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:42 am
I heard some really funny jokes on friday

...(well I thought so but then it was Friday)..

anyroadup

there's this nun in the bath thinking about Mother Superior's recent sermon on charity.

suddenly the doorbell rings. She jumps out of the bath to the intercom Who is it?

Its the blind man from the village


...oh well you better come in.

He comes in

"Nice tits love, where d'you want the blinds?"
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:42 am
Oh and "Charlie" is prolly Clary...
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:43 am
dagmaraka wrote:
although i am really not much different than in the real life (i really do have a ball of fire behind me at all times)

liar liar avvie on fire
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:46 am
sozobe wrote:


I think I know who she is by the way! Not so lurky as all that. Stories match up, though the person I have in mind is a bit younger I think...


Really Soz? She was about sixty or so, with short, dead straight greyish hair (possibly brown originally, but who knows) ...about 5'5", quite skinny and elegantly dressed.

Are you serious about possibly knowing her? How?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:52 am
sozobe wrote:
Oh and "Charlie" is prolly Clary...


No....definitely Charlie. I would have registered Clary straight away.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 10:13 am
well, she may have remembered wrong. i'd also think she would mean clary. she's a wildly posting female britton, must have been her.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 10:22 am
dagmaraka wrote:
well, she may have remembered wrong. i'd also think she would mean clary. she's a wildly posting female britton, must have been her.


No...she was on about the Americans by then. I pretended to know him/her....as you do. Maybe he/she was from another forum?

Whatever..........I have now decided that I am hurt by some people not believing me. Whenever have you known me not to tell the absolute truth?

Seriously, it happened. I don't care if people disbelieve.....all I ask is that the female contingent now take pity on me for my hurt feelings, and offer some form of comfort, in order to alleviate my tension.

My bottom lip is now quivering, so you'd better hurry.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 10:24 am
I was wondering if Charlie was really c.i. People have some interesting ideas about who he really is - and how to pronounce cicerone.



<but why line up to have something to do with a t.v. converter? that stumped me in the first post on this thread>
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 10:31 am
Here are two cookies Lordie.

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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 10:32 am
Shocked
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 10:33 am
Have them with tea K.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 10:38 am
We have a Charli here and she does post on travel threads about Mexico. I think her avatar is Charlie Chaplin...

and she seems quite a nice woman.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 10:42 am
ossobuco wrote:
We have a Charli here and she does post on travel threads about Mexico. I think her avatar is Charlie Chaplin...

and she seems quite a nice woman.


I thought charlie was a man??? I get so confused with some of these avs Exclamation Embarrassed Confused
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