The first one is too sexual. Kari may be a nun.
The second one is safer.
I wonder if Kari Krolick has discovered her new-found celebrity status yet?
Kari Krolick
Kari Krolick's book, The Blue Wig Society, has just been bought for the Book of the Month Club.
Congratulations, Kari.
BBB
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I wonder if Kari Krolick has discovered her new-found celebrity status yet?
Have you got a phone number for her, Gus?
This is all so exciting......I can't wait to meet Kari. She'll probably sue us.
If you google my name, you get an actual company that deals in construction equipment.
My last name is the name of a heavy equipment machine, my first name is one that is also used as a surname, as well as the surname of a famous writer.
It's Balzac Cement Mixer.
Um.
Has anyone heard from Kari yet?
I'm getting worried. She's usually never this late.
Merry Andrew wrote:Have you got a phone number for her, Gus?
What are you suggesting, Merry? That I call this complete stranger and tell her "Hey, there's a bunch of us talking about you, making crude sexual references and speculating on whether you look like Angeline Jolie or Quasimodo. Why don't you come over and join us?"
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Merry Andrew wrote:Have you got a phone number for her, Gus?
What are you suggesting, Merry? That I call this complete stranger and tell her "Hey, there's a bunch of us talking about you, making crude sexual references and speculating on whether you look like Angeline Jolie or Quasimodo. Why don't you come over and join us?"
But exactly, Gus. You're catching on. (Use a pay-phone, though, in case she has Caller ID.)
...suppose I told you my real name is Kari Krolick...
Re: The Kari Krolick thread.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Here's what I did: I pulled a random name out of a phone book, then googled it. The first three didn't work because something came up about that particular person. But then I stumbled across the name of Kari Krolick. I googled her name and nothing showed up.
<SIGH> I wish I had so much free time !
Prince! Where have you been lately? You must have very limited time, indeed.
@gustavratzenhofer,
This has to be a joke right? I worked with Kari in Eden Prairie Mn for two years, she is a huge Mn Wild fan. She is very sweet, but meek and mild....I love this thread, it is hilarious!!
JB
@JUDOJIM ,
Now you've ruined everything!!!
