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The Kari Krolick thread.

 
 
Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:38 pm
Here's what I did: I pulled a random name out of a phone book, then googled it. The first three didn't work because something came up about that particular person. But then I stumbled across the name of Kari Krolick. I googled her name and nothing showed up.

So this thread is dedicated to Kari Krolick, whoever she is. Now, if on a whim, she googles her name, perhaps she will be directed to this thread and we can give some meaning to her life.

Maybe, if we take this thing far enough, we can elevate Kari Krolick to some sort of internet celebrity status.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:43 pm
gus, you are a true humanitarian
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:46 pm
That is the essence of my being.
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:49 pm
outstanding idea
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:53 pm
Who wants to lay a bet as to how long it takes before Google has this thread?


It's not there now, I wager three hours from the time on this post.

Mark.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:54 pm
Give us an example Gus
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:55 pm
I wonder what Kari looks like? And what she does for a living?

I bet she has an exciting job, like an underwater demolition expert or maybe she's an international jewel thief.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:57 pm
Colorbook, being cryptic as always, wrote:
Give us an example Gus


An example of what?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:57 pm
I believe she is Kris Kringle's sister, and does all the work, while he gets all the credit.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:57 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
That is the essence of my being.


i always assummed that smell was swamp gas
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colorbook
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:58 pm
Kari Krolick, voted Mother of the Year 3 years in a row.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:01 pm
Obviously none of us knows what Kari Krolick looks like, but I have a gut feeling that she looks something like this....

http://www.suikosource.com/images/gaiden1/3/55.jpg

Call it a hunch.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:02 pm
The Beatles rename their famous Eleanor Rigby to:


Kari Krolick

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Kari Krolick, picks up the rice
in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face
that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:05 pm
great slavik sounding surname, i'm guessing more like this

http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/f/images/feminis_strakhov_lg.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:10 pm
I wonder what Kari Krolick is doing right now?

I wonder what she is thinking?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:13 pm
Quote:
Cleveland Heights Christian Church, 4774 Union Road, will host a Krolick's Chicken Barbecue July 10 from 11:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.
Funds will go toward the purchase of an automatic external defibrillator

I bet Kari is the one with the red and white apron down to her knees with her leftr hand on her heard and her right arm raised saying "it's the big one, I'm a'comin' momma, I'm a'comin."
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:14 pm
I'll bet Kari Krolick is in danger right now. I'll bet the evil Valspar has his fingers to her throat....

http://members.cox.net/twiki/vorvon3.jpg


Run, Kari......RUN!!!
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:19 pm
tough luck for kari, but about poor valspar, what a kick in the nuts that is eh, all that hair above the eyes and none on the head, that's gotta hurt a vampires self esteem
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:19 pm
looks to me like Kari has had nipple relocation surgery following a bout with gravity and Valspar is simply pointing out how high she should have had them re-located she she is preggers and will be breast feeding soon.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:22 pm
Kari Krolick is clever. I just know she will find a way out of this mess.

VALSPAR WILL BE VANQUISHED!!!

I just know it.
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