September 24, 2005
Kari Krolick's book , "The Blue Wig Society," becomes a popular Oprah Book Club selection.
Pictured here are some of her devoted fans that frequent the Oprah Show
I just checked google. Kari Krolick isn't there yet.
I'm beginning to worry.
Kari is actually a hermaphrodite jewish shemale working undercover as a catholic Bishop in a latin american country intent on exposing the Knights of Colombus as primary gun runners supporting hostilities against the mormon tabernacle choir. But don't tell anyone, he/she may actually be a member of the Omaha Aquarium Choir purchasing Tetras for her/his nephew's guppy tank.
Hmm, there is a Dr. Krolick listed in Google.
She might be his mother who has been vanquished along with Valspar, to an ice cave under the Arctic ice cap. Now, with Arctic warming, as well as global warming, there hideaway will come to light. There nefarious laboratory will be discovered filled with mutant tribbles, nasty beasts that look cute and cuddly. Ektually, they are trained to drain the blood from knights errant and lions rampant. They also like sweet young things, but I digress.
KARI! KARI! KARI!
(Sorry. Got carried away with a wave of enthusiasm.)
Karis husband is a cub scout leader
all american family
Darrell Krolick - Den Leader - Den 6 Webelos
Email:
[email protected]
Main Phone: 3**-3185
That's a picture of my grandma, BBB.
I must say, Gus, if this idea of yours catches on, it's going to revolutionize A2K member recruitment.
It's brilliant, really. Take a bow.
I'm looking for Kari. She owes me cash. I don't want to have to tell about it on a public forum like this.
kari krolick achieves immortality
kari krolick
I am thrilled beyond words to see that my experiment worked so beautifully. I would like to take a moment to thank all the participants on this thead to help me realize my dream.
Kari Krolick is now fast on the way to becoming a household name, perhaps even supplanting Elvis, in terms of popularity, in the not too distant future.
Thanks again, everyone. Good job.
Gus
Gus, now all that's left to do is to find a husband for Kari Krolick so she will be validated. Otherwise, she might lose her status on Google.
BBB
The name of Kari Krolick will live forever in the memory of a grateful nation. I'm sure that the next edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica will have an entry. In another 10 years or so, every schoolboy will know the name of Kari Krolick (even if they're not quite sure why they know it). Gus, you have done yeoman service to this lovely lady. I salute you.
I'm thinking about putting some sort of Kari Krolick item on ebay. Like a bumper sticker or something....
I'd rather be riding Kari Krolick or
It's 10:00. Do you know where Kari Krolick is?
Something like that. I'm open for suggestions.
For ebay: maybe a torn page from a book with a map drawn on it...
The map could be for anything