Insect invasion in Georgia

Last week global mass media reported that Northern Caucasia (namely Georgia) was attacked by billions of larvae of corn earworms while the point of greatest concentration of larvae was found in teh area of Pankisi Gorge whre secret laboratories of Chechen warlords r still functionin'. IMHO, containerz wth larvae had been delivered thre by envoys of al-Quaida wth a view 2 use 'em later on in US as a sort of "biological weapon". After that contactx btwn Chechen militants and al-Q must have broken dwn and Chechen warlords decided 2 get rid of th insects and merely let them out (or did it deliberately 2 revenge Georgia 4 persecutionz). 2 my opinion, now it all ties up.

P.S. Knowin' nothin' helpz 2 eliminate th insects, I can only b joyful we don't have them in here. Let it better b Georgia 2 face it