I'm a Jackass

Gargamel, I don't get it either. I've seen them in concert once already, and now that I can say I have, that's enough for me.

For some reason, this venue gets higher ticket prices than others, though. I can't think of one other place that offers $450 face value seats.

:peeks in slappys closet:
Nice dresses dude..

There are 450 dollar tickets for th Duke University show.....

Verizon Wireles ampitheater in San Antonio has shows that go for that much..

You like? You can borrow if you want.

$450 for the Stones playing at Duke? The only show I can see spending that much on would be the original Pink Floyd, or if all the original Led Zeppelin members came back to life.

I'm seriously considering running out in front of a bus for dropping what I did...hopefully I get it back.

slappy give me those strappy heels back..

I know one other straight male that likes her. He's a computer geek. So now you have company.

I'm on record as not thinking much of her, but to each his own.

When I bought tickets from a girl earlier this year for another Tori Amos show off Craigslist, we were emailing each other back and forth.

She actually asked me in email if I was gay...because she was shocked a straight guy was buying tickets for himself.

I met her and got the tickets, she asked me to get a drink with her. Unfortunately, she looked like the rest of the train wrecks that go to these shows...rejection.

I remember the first time I saw the Stones. It was when they were just starting out. My sister and I made enough money at our lemonade stand to purchase several tickets. I think they were 1.25 apiece.

My mom made us hamburgers and packed some soda for us to take into the concert. We were so excited!

I still fondly remember that day and especially the moment my dad walked through the door from work, saw us all happy and excited, and caught in the moment, he, too, began to show signs of excitement and joy.

Slappy - I actually thought about doing the same thing you did.

Jeepers I could get tons for these tickets - then I thought bettah.

No Gus, ol' daddy wasn't excited at the moment...he was thrilled because he just finished dumping his secretary's body in the middle of the woods.

You see children, sometimes when a woman you're having an affair with promises she'll keep her mouth shut, she can still yap away to the girls during Bingo.

You know much more about my family history than I realized, Slappy.

Say, where do you live anyway?

What's your address?

You know, just in case I want to send you a card sometime.

if there is time, wait until they are NOT available..
then sell them

Gus, me address be me license place number.

For I live...IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!

SLAPPY! Damn it.... I asked you for your address. What the hell is it?

Gus, just give me a call, and I'll happily provide you my address.

867-5309.

Eight six seven five three oooo niiiiiine.

echos... 8675309....

i wonder if that number is ever really used after that song?

So let me get this straight... this is your second Tori Amos concert this year???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!