Man to salvation army girl: Wanna have a drink with me?
Salvation army girl: I don't drink.
Man: Well, how about a cuppa coffee and a smoke?
Salvation army girl: I don't smoke.
Man: Hmmm. Okay. How about a roll in the hay?
Salvation army girl: Love to.
Man:
You mean that you would go to bed with me?
Salvation army girl: Well, Mama told me that you don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time.
The point? A sin tax is a sin tax, right?
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