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Tue 17 Jan, 2023 05:10 am
Easy one...
I'll start:
“Explaining the Common Phenomenon by which Cats may Appear in One Place and Be in Another, Complete with Simple Instructions for Kittens, or Maybe Even Humans”
By Mr. Christmas
(unfortunately, the technical language is so far advanced it cannot be translated from Catese)
“Oh Little Bird, Come Close, Let’s Play”
A Little See-It-Eat-It Book, in the beloved series by Queen Anna
"Don't bother learning to tell the time. It's dinner time, feed the cat." By most, if not all cats.
Why the Mailman is Trying to Kill You and How My Barking Has Stopped Him, by Jake the dog
Owner??? Owner! by Tabby, Tigger, Buttercup, and Chewy.
Shut up! by Caesar the talking Macaw.
I'm not kidding, he's been telling me to shut up all morning
“Big Trouble in Litter Box Town”
By Stitch d’Cat
“Touch my Belly, You Die”
Another Lose-a-Finger Book by Ms. Winter
“Why do Humans Steal Our Poo?”
A Golden Wonder Book, by Kiki
"The Best Two Years of my Life" - written by Jake the Dog
"The Worst Two Years of my Life" - written by Sam the Cat
In reference to the two years their human was working from home 24/7.
"Fear no Dog"
by Prince (deceased)
"Me-Yow! -- A Compendium of the Insults, Offenses, and Really Stupid Things Humans Actually Say when they Try to Sound like a Cat"
by Oliver Trouble
"Push it Off the Shelf! -- A Guide to Precious, Fragile, and Breakable Human Items"
by Mari Monster
"A Horsefly in his Spacesuit, and Other Ridiculous Predicaments Humans get Themselves Into"
By HappyCat
"Practical Jokes you can Play on your Human"
by Mari Monster
"Fish? What Fish?"
Volume Three in the "I didn't do it" series,
by Tuffy and Gizmo
"ZOOMIES!"
Another 3AM Book,
by Mari Monster
"Oh - Was That Yours?"
A Book of Dinnertable Etiquette
by Queen Anna
"Mice I have Briefly Known"
by Mooncat
@Seizan,
'The Little Red Book' - Chairman Meow
@P E Dant,
Chairman Meow...
In Catonese, is that Meowsy Tongue?
"Looking for Me? -- A Guide to Becoming the Invisible Cat"
(How to evoke that look of surpise when your Human is searching all over for you, and you've been sitting out in plain view all the time.)
By Shadowcat
@Seizan,
'Bowling For Columbine' - Golda Fysshe
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